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When I Am Old, I Shall Wear Midnight
by Kyamyst


-'I quite like women in a sad, baffled way! But can we get a grip? Out of a workforce of five, at any given moment one will be having pre-menstrual tension, one's panicking because she's not, someone's having a hot flash and someone else is having a nervous breakdown because her HRT patch has fallen in the minestrone'-


-Childhood is short, while maturity is forever-

-Calvin- *Calvin & Hobbes*

-In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious-

-Schrodinger's Moggy explained- *Lords & Ladies, Terry Pratchett*


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When the world was quite new, the Wise Creators decided that unlike the other creatures, humankind needed a Quest to discover the purpose of this Earth journey. The other creatures, winged and four-footed, tree and stones, knew with their essence the purpose of their being, but humankind was more and yet less clever.

-Let us hide the answer at the bottom of the ocean- said the whale, Lord of the Swimming Creatures.

-No, they will fish the oceans dry- the others replied.

-'Let's put it on the moon- the owl, Guardian of the Creatures of the night suggested.

-No, they will reach that and before long desecrate it- the others said.

The little mouse, Lady of the Timid Creatures, who understood secrecy best of all whispered, -Let's put it inside of them; they will never look there-

(Excerpt from Casandra Easons' Version)

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