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fart jokes are the best
by raen
I'm Canadian.


I keep changing this. Should I go with just your run of the mill stats? Should I ramble about nothing? How does one describe themselves without sounding narcissistic? And aren't we all a little bit in the first place? We live in the world of the selfie, and I'm super guilty of it. In fact, I have access to taking excellent ones with a fabulous camera, and I usually just use my phone. Oh well.

I stand by my statement: I'm Canadian. And I love it. I get my looks from my dad. He was a blue eyed ginger, with a ton of freckles. I'm the same, except with a few of my mom's looks. My colouring is all my dad...the rest is her, I guess. So I burn easily, and have mastered the stinkeye like a pro.

I have RBF. And I look young. I'm cynical in some aspects of life from working in retail most of my adult life. And I'm full of hope the other times.

Fart jokes are the best. I don't care who you are, farts are hilarious.
Entries
54 entries
DateTitle
11/06/2018Flu Shots
11/05/2018Womens Issues
11/03/2018Gasping
11/01/2018Raindrops
10/31/2018The Sillies
10/25/2018Photo
10/24/2018A Photo
10/21/2018Sad Music
10/20/2018Portraiture
10/19/2018Marijauna
10/14/2018LOL Work Drama
10/11/2018Fort Fright
10/10/2018Yarp
10/09/2018Fart Wars
10/07/2018Thanksgiving