My balls itch

Hey, if you pay for them, you can wear them wherever you'd like, LOL

[.handmade.jewelry.]

My balls itch

lol

[Dr. Hannibal Lecter]

My balls itch

Take a little lotion, squirt it into your right hand. And have at it. =D

[bananabutt]

My balls itch

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

[-Neurotically Yours]

My balls itch

Charming. Funny how the boys who are the crudest this way, or who talk about sex the most are usually the ones not getting any.

Maybe if you weren't such a douche, you could actually go out and get some instead of talking about your junk on the internet.

[It's KrisMiss!]

Woman, Blow Me!

dude, thats one SMALL cock if anyone's nose got in the way ... mwahahahaha

[mrs mandy moo]

My penis is huge.

no wonder women cant park a car. most men tell them 3 inches is actually 9. mwahahahahaha

[mrs mandy moo]

Fat Sluts

this isnt estella now is it?.. im sure its not. fakie

[mrs mandy moo]

My balls itch

its sad that youre my age.. =/

[.It's-Kiki.]

My balls itch

try washing them for a change. it usually works.

[mrs mandy moo]

My balls itch

That sucks. Hope your problem gets fixed.

[[danielle electra.]]

Getting some tonight!

Models are notoriously known for being loose..
Just ask anyone.

Looks like your in for a HUGE disappointment.
Hopefully your up to the challenge.

[Just_live]

Woman, Blow Me!

welcome

[&DearKrystle.]

Woman, Blow Me!

i heard tom cruise has the same problem with his nose ...

[♪spike.♫]

My penis is huge.

The average penis size is around 5 inches. Your idea of huge could be distorted.

[Z-O-M-B-I-E]

My penis is huge.

GOSH, HOW EXCITING, YO! WILL YOU POST PICS OF YOUR PENIS TOGETHER WITH THE NORM PENIS, SO WE CAN COMPARE AND IDOLISE YOU?
***
CLICK MY EGGZ AND BABY DRAGONZ, YO!

[LADY PUCK]

Getting some tonight!

TIGHT? GOSH, I DOUBT IT. EXPECT A BIG BAGGY VAG, YO! I HOPE YOUR MALE EQUIPMENT IS BIG ENOUGH TO HANDLE IT!
***
CLICK MY EGGZ AND BABY DRAGONZ, YO!

[LADY PUCK]

Fat Sluts

Hey!.

You couldn't even handle the plus size girls on this site, why? cause your cock is so small and you wouldn't know what the fuck to do with it..

[Neko Sakura-Kun]

Fat Sluts

Well, this is certainly an enlightening diary.
Keep up the good work.
lol.

[Just_live]

Woman, Blow Me!

lol.

[Just_live]

Fat Sluts

Ha Who ever made this diary up is a Loser. Dude you have way to much time on your hands.

Fat Sluts

LOL!

[.love.struck.]

My penis is huge.

yeah, by your terms how huge is it?
cause by your standards huge might equal to a twig

[Neko Sakura-Kun]

My penis is huge.

How huge?

[Colt]

My penis is huge.

^IAWTC.

[Lady AnonymousSource]