-i used to get ear infections all the time as a kid, and now have constant ear fluid. sometimes it makes everything squishy sounding and echo, othertimes my ear is just plain clogged and i can hear myself breathe, or it's super clogged and i can't hear a dang thing. my ears clog up anytime i have something as simple as a cold. i feel like slapping people out of frustration with BOTH of my ears clog up.
-pretty sure i have some form of dyslexia. sometimes numbers flip around on me (ie: 305 instead of 503, or 917 instead of 971) or letters in words change. or sometimes my eyes will literally twitch and it freaks me out when the word i'm trying to read jiggles. or my favorite.. i'm reading a book and a word from somewhere else on the page somehow pops into the line i'm reading and i have to start the sentence over.
-my back has been... "out of whack"... since i wasss... 14? 15? and i'm not sure which came first; big boobs or when i moved a really massive couch across a room... by myself. i have to pop my lower back almost every day... several times a day. and now twice i've had the muscles spazz up so bad that i can't move for a week. i can stand ALL the way up... or bend at the waist... but the going in between would nearly kill me. the first time it happened it brought me to tears just trying to roll over in bed. using the bathroom was a very interesting painful challenge. the whole issue is NOT helped by the fact that i cannot sleep in any position except on my stomach, and the boobs make sitting up straight hard so i slouch too much.
-i have a leaky bladder. i don't pee myself or anything i just have to wear pads like all the time? it's not cute.
-randomly at the end of my teens.... my period stopped. it went about 6 months where i didn't have it... then i had it for about 4 days and then went a few months without it. over the years i had anoher 5 or 6 month stint without it, but otherwise the not having it only lasted a couple months. now i tend to have it about every other month and for only 4 days. sometimes it'll skip two months. or sometimes i actually get it two months in a row like normal people, but it's very very light and may count as only lasting 3 days but i still say 4 anyway. i haven't had this checked out but i know i realllly should lol.
-3 of 4 wisdom teeth hurt every now and again as they grow in. i'm pretty sure my mouth has the room for them so hopefully i wont need to have any pulled.
-TMJ. so not happy about this.
-when i was born, the tendons and ligaments in my legs were too long... but as i grew up, they eventually stopped growning. meaning i can't straighten my legs 100% and if i try, there is a painful pulling feeling in the back of my knee area. i'm supposed to do stretches (lifting up at the toes and lowering my heels... like standing backwards on a step and letting my heels drop) to stretch out the tendons and such but i really don't do it very often.
-when i started learning to walk, my feet would roll inward onto my ankles. i had to have special inserts made for my shoes. this hard plastic stuff which my mom still has as a keepsake lol. i'm not sure if this problem as a baby is why i can't walk in straight lines. and i don't know if it has anything to do with my ankles being crooked. if my feet are flat on the floor, my ankles are slightly crooked. if i make my legs/ankles straight, my feet are... like... bunching? up against the outside ankle bone.
-i have bad knees. i don't know what's wrong with them other than when i was little it was suggested that by 16 years old i would probably need some kind of surgery done on them. never had any surgery. but every once in a while, my knee will give as i walk and i sorta wobble. it just buckles under me. i can control it better now, so that i don't fall. most people don't even notice it happens it's such a small thing that happens in my knee. but in elementary gym glass i'd randomly just fall in the middle of running around cause one of my knees would give out.
-i'm not lactose inolerant... but diary used to upset my stomach -it gave me the poopsies-... it doesn't really anymore unless i have too much in one day to go along with too much other junk foods that i shouldn't be having.
-i'm allergic to smell. i don't know any other way to put it, but this is what almost everybody knows about me because i constantly complain about "that smell gives me a headache" candles, soaps, perfume, food cooking, any kind of smoke -wood, cigs, bbq-, NATURE... everything. EVERRRYYYTTHIIINNGGG. no need to ask me if something gives me a headache, just assume it does lol. i almost always have a sinus headache. and if i don't, it's a miracle... until some smell comes from somewhere and BOOM it's like instant pain in my sinuses. the problem is that i love candles and smell-good soaps and shower gels. i love cinnamon scented candles and cucumber-melon soaps and raspberry soaps and... even though i love it, i get headaches. cucumber-melon doesn't give me a headache as quickly as other smells do, so i have lots of cucumber-melon stuff lol.
-every joint i can think of pops. mostly fingers, toes, elbows, knees, ankles... but i snap in random places at random times.
-i have an astigmatism in i believe both eyes.
-my left eye is a mild lazy eye. i'm pretty sure it was the result of getting a long board falling on my eyebrow when i was little. it's not really noticable. only to myself in some old pictures of me can i even tell it's lazy. i can FEEL it though which is weird. and my left eye perscription for my glasses is strongr than the right.
-i got glasses to read the black board when i was 6 or 7 years old. so is that near or far sighted? lol. they're also used to help me read books and whatnot. my last eye exam i was told to start wearing my glasses all the time, but i notice the more i wear them, the more it's hard for me to focus without them. i can see fine.. but i have really super strong perscriptions... that's the part i don't understand lol. *shrug* sometimes when my eyes get tired or if i'm reading, i'll wear them. but a lot of times i just don't wear them. like now lol.
this is all i can think of... lol... but i know there's more.
oh and i'm fat.