Smith & Wesson make a Bear Attack Survival Kit
In the bright yellow lunch box you will find a gun that is suitable for firing at close range (note it's short barrel because a long barrel would be not much use if you are in a confined space... say your tent when you are camping). However, because Smith & Wesson know full well that if a bear attacks you in the night you probably won't have time to undo the clips on your yellow box and shoot the bear, in the kit you are also provided with other handy things. A saw
, so you can amputate your chewed limb, emergency blankets
, so that you don't get hypothermia or delay the onset of shock (not really sure what use a blanket will be to be honest), and a whistle
so that you can signal and call for aid. In the forest. By yourself.
So, what other pointles and/or stupid things have you found for sale? I expect this will open a whole can o' worms...