And now for something completely different. A compilation of the best quotes of all time. Like condoms with hookers, contributions aren't manditory, but are both welcomed and greatly encouraged.
Number one.
"Well, I thought if I shook him enough he'd stop crying. I was kinda right..."
-Peter Griffin.
Number two.
"Only two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the first."
-Albert Einstein
Number three.
"And love is love, in beggars and in kings."
-Sir Edward Dyer
Number four.
"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. "
-Plato
Number five.
"I don't think "Homies over Hos" is a sentiment that A Pimp Named Slickback can co-sign, Riley. I mean, don't get me wrong, A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a ho: Money over a ho? Always. Brand new gators over a ho? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich with just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A Pimp Named Slickback DON'T DO SHIT for the homies. Let me reiterate: DON'T DO SHIT for the homies. Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, the homie ain't getting a goddamn thing and the same goes for brothas, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the fuck niggas is callin' each other nowadays. Sounds like some gay shit to me."
-A Pimp Named Slickback (Katt Williams)
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