toilet time

10/12/2009

Hello all and sundrie who might read my blog, especially you fantastic mr steve.

i love you.

but i love your sister more...oh yeah she's my fiancee!! we have 3 kids, and a 4th on the way, we found out about 2 weeks or so ago that she's pregnant, and due at the end of may.

woot!!!

anyways, on to more important things, women may not know this, but there is a certain etiquette in the mens toilet. you women, you go to the pisser for a social chinwag with your gal pals, while you pass bog roll under the cubicle and share makeup in front of the mirror.

to men, well at least to me anyway, the mens toilet is a place of solitude, thought and above all quiet. think of it as a library without the books and more toilets, and occasionally a gay celebrity giving a rim job in the end cubicle.

but above all...quiet. so when i go to the toilet at work, i pay attention to who goes in as well, simply so i am aware of other peoples ways...

because some people at work are not good pissers. not good at all.

I go to the toilet to urinate and occasionally poop. not to chat about work, especially to a guy who gives work out.

no siree bob.

i dont want to chat about tree conservation when we've both got our shlongs in our hands. i dont want to have to make eye contact with you from across the john.

i want to wee, wash my hands and get out.

there are also men who with the option of 3 urinals, go for the middle one when the 2 at either end are free...that's just wrong. do they want someone to stand next to them...

anyways, before you think i'm toilet mad, just know that my diaries wont be filled with talk of wee and poo.

until the baby arrives in may.

by the way, just started playing star wars knights of the old republic on pc, for the first time in ages! i bloody love that game.

anyways i will go now, since our mate kerry has come round for a cuppa.

toodles!!!!!!!!!!

ps. i posted this earlier on a different account but i wanted to change my siggy, so i bloody did!!