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The last two days have been great with Patrick ... we've been getting along great ^_^
i just got done yelling at this old lady that lives next door to my apartment building. I know it sounds harsh, but hear me out lol.
since springtime came, and we started meeting the neighbors, taking care of the back yard and whatnot, this woman has been a complete bitch to us. bitching, pissing and moaning about everything that she can conjure up.
until now, i have soaked it all in and just nodded my head about every complaint she has had about us.
see, there is junk in our backyard. we don't know where the hell it came from, but there is an old tire and some other shitty messy stuff that we didn't know what to do with. (problem would be solved if we had a car or the landlord would drive his ass over here and take care of it).
i let Nikkou outside to go potty, and patrick was waiting in the back yard for us. i get outside with the pup and the next door neighbor is bitching at patrick about how the junk in our yard needs to be taken somewhere and b.s.
i responded with, "we don't have a car, so we can't take it anywhere."
and she was like, "well i don't give a damn about that!"
something ticked in my brain.
(mind you this woman is like 60-67 years old and has nothing better to do than bitch about stuff.)
basically it was like this:
old lady: I plant pretty flowers for you all to look at and this is how i'm repaid?
me: Well it isn't our fucking shit! we aren't going to throw shit out that could belong to someone else and get in trouble for it! so it's going to stay right fucking there until the landlord gets here to take care of it!
old lady: Don't raise your voice to me young lady!
me: ...
me: Listen Bitch, your not my mother fucking grandma! i don't fucking know you! i'll fucking treat you like shit if you bitch at me all the time! I said it isn't our shit, so fucking call the landlord to take it somewhere, don't fucking bitch at us about it! We've done more to this backyard than anyone has in TEN FUCKING YEARS! I don't want to hear you fucking bitch because you have nothing better to do! Go fucking somewhere else! i don't fucking care if you go inside and masturbate!!! ...
old lady: .... (begins to walk inside)
i guess she was going inside to masturbate ...
i'll be getting a call from my landlord within a day or 2
^_^
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ahahahahahahaha that is too hularious. I would have said the same damn thing.
That is so funny. It's about time you told that lady what was up and that you wouldn't take any more bitching. The landlord should do something about that tho.