Who's hoodie did you wear last?
Dunno. He won't need it buried six feet behind his shed though.
Would you like to be in a relationship right now?
i am, and i enjoy it (truth)
Why did you last go to the beach?
to save the president
Who was the last person that made you cry?
A small child
How are you feeling at this moment?
hungry for souls
What are you excited about?
My new pool full of money. Divers will receive papercuts.
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
oh, everyone, all the time.
What does your hair look like today?
like it could impale a rhinoceros (truth)
Honestly, if you could go back 5 months from now, would you?
yes. i'd save the cheerleader, save the world. and get some cheesecake.
Do you know a few people that smoke weed?
NO. I KNOW NO ONE.
(quite obviously a lie)
o you know how many kids you want and what you'll name them?
just to name a few.
Is there anyone you won't ever forget?
there would be, but i forgot them all
Would you rather go back a week or go forward?
both. at once.
Have a best friend?
nope. but several vie for different tiers of awesomeness.
What were you doing at midnight last night?
i was running with the wolfpack, hunting the neverborn
How long was your last phone call?
short enough. it got weird when the loch ness monster showed up and asked me for tree fitty.
What made you sad today?
Watching the food network
What were you doing 2 hours ago?
repairing the roflcopter.
to the roflcave!
Did anything weird happen in the past 3 days?
have you been paying attention?
Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with and what about?
i have no idea. i think it was with daniel about the expansion of the universe, lunatic mathematics, and the physics of hell.
(no joke, this one's truth)
Have you ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
Harvey treated me like crap once. Once.
How do you feel about your relationship status?
love it ^_^ (truth again)
Have you ever intentionally tried to make anyone jealous?
i make everyone jealous.
i don't need to try
What was going through your mind during your last kiss?
plots for global dominion.
Do you think your first love affects the way you go on with life?
Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Who was the last person you were under a blanket with?
myself (truth as well)
How many different people of the opposite sex have you really cried over?
all of them. tears of mirth when i imagined them driving (joke.
please don't kill me in the face)
Where is your significant other right now?
No doubt saving the world from the rampaging T-Rex battle group
Was the first person you talked to today male or female?
yes. yeah, i know, it was scary for me too.
Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
all of them. all the time. but i ignore the masses. i only pay attention to Lindsay. (half truth.
guess which half)
Is someone on your mind right now?
Ah! i had previously been curious as to the extra weight i felt this morning.
Do you get along with dudes or chicks better?
i don't know any. i know guys and girls.
not "dudes" and "chicks"
When did you last smoke weed?
Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Who was the last person(s) you hung out with?
probably superman and robert deniro
Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
if i were somewhere else i couldn't fill out this asinine questionaire and you'd all be out of luck. so it's more a question of whether YOU wish i were somewhere else right now.
Where are your siblings?
In New Zealand fighting the wild werehamsters