These ones make me particularly happy because I live in the same city as 724.
(724): I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
(724): That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
(412): Dude, you need to talk to your mom
(412): She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
(724): yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
(724): And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.