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30 Jun 2009, 22:05
Lady Lazarus
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I'd say about 95% of the time it just makes me cringe. Occasionally it's watchable, but mostly it does nothing for me.

I watched that Sex Education vs. Porn thing as well and remember that bloke talking about his prolapse... not nice!! But to be fair, if they don't like the job, don't do it... something tells me that his bank balance must have been decidedly healthier than his rectum. *Nods*

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30 Jun 2009, 22:35
Lauren.
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I don't cringe at 95% of it, but I do LAUGH at 95% of it! Their noises and faces are HILARIOUS most of the time!
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30 Jun 2009, 23:07
Aiure
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A lot of the noise is to play it up for the viewer. A lot of people do that during sex at home, too, which is hilarious. I always hear my downstairs neighbours going at it. I dunno, I've never been that loud during sex, though sometimes it's difficult not to when you're getting plowed really hard. XD But the OH GODs, the FUCK MEs and whatnot are just silly. I never do that. :P
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30 Jun 2009, 23:42
Acid Fairy
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Hehe, I am usually quiet but the other week... WELL! We were both drunk and I think I kept his housemates up that night ;D But I totally couldn't help it!
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2 Jul 2009, 23:56
Villy
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... I have.

Not that loudly, mind you, but I have.

*blushes and runs away*
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1 Jul 2009, 07:22
Krisstah
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i agree, i saw a video once where the girl looked like she was trying to take a huge shit the whole time and my only thought was "i could make a better video"
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1 Jul 2009, 07:57
Jessica [Private]
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omg the close ups of their faces.

the women who are obviously faking it and the guys who do it so much they're bored ;D
priceless!
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1 Jul 2009, 19:22
Lily-my one and only
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lmao!!!! i agree! and the plots are the best!
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30 Jun 2009, 23:11
.love.struck.
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I agree, I don't agree with porn ads on websites. I think if you want to watch porn, then look for it. I don't have issues with porn. Some porn like underage kiddie porn is bad though. People get themselves into porn. No one forces them, they go and audition. Anyone should know the day make a porn, they are going to have it on tape forever. I do think they should be wearing condoms though, not just testing. If they are going to sell porn, then they should also promote safe sex by using condoms.
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30 Jun 2009, 23:42
Simply Mom
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i have to laugh at Lauren's post. It is funny the looks on their faces and noises they make. you can tell all of them are faking. I however dont mind porn. i think its only healthy to watch it once in awhile not all time and not that kiddie porn.
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1 Jul 2009, 00:40
RealLifeComics
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I like porn, I don't have magazines or DVDs, but I did look it up on the net. Though my current girlfriend has given me no reason to look it up, we make the stuff lol.

Though there are people that have their computers at home full of the stuff, which I think is a little lame. At work, I get it emailed all the time though, I read that it's good to watch a lil action in the office to get your heart rate running. That was my excuse anyways.

I'm gonna look some up right now actually! for old times sake!!
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1 Jul 2009, 00:47
bakerjessica87
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me and my husband just looked at porn together and had sex :) ..
sometimes we watch to make fun.. sometimes not..
I see no problem with it unless it actually is used as a substitute for sex.
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1 Jul 2009, 02:28
Azkabound
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See, I'm more of a fan of erotic literature. Even little ficlets detailing the encounter. Straight porn you'll find a lot of girls being overly obnoxious. If I were a guy and the girl underneath/on top/to the side of me made those noises I don't believe I'd appreciate it. Maybe if she just went hoarse after awhile I wouldn't mind because I wouldn't hear that pesky ringing in my ears! ;D I don't get lesbian porn either as that's WORSE because the moaning and overly flashy slut-factor is increased 10 fold. Boys though...pretty boys being with pretty boys is okay enough. But still, the whole act of sex is SILLY and laughable.

In fact, my friends and I watch porn in groups. The day after finals were done we went to a rather public common room on the third floor of one of the dorms and watched hentai. We had a ball at all the times we BARELY missed getting caught by passerbys and especially so when people would stop and gawk a bit.
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1 Jul 2009, 18:20
Acid Fairy
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Ooh I quite like erotic fiction too.

I used to work in Waterstone's and I had a guy buy a book of the stuff... he was so embarrassed that he gave it me face down and avoided eye contact the whole time. He looked so guilty and it took all my energy not to laugh ;D
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1 Jul 2009, 05:56
Makayla
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I have watched porn before. Usually it does nothing for me, unless I get an idea like "hey I need to try that position". lol But yea, I know this sounds weird, but two girls going at it turns me on more so than a guy and girl. It's really weird bc I am completely heterosexual. Maybe it's some deep dark fantasy that I don't even know that I have. lol
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1 Jul 2009, 05:58
Makayla
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I also wanted to add maybe it's because I view a woman's body more beautiful than a man. A woman has smooth sleek curves, as a man has more hair, less curves, etc. Idk.
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1 Jul 2009, 06:25
& skull.
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men are not extremely pleasant to look at naked. they're all corners and angles, hair and funny appendages ;D
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1 Jul 2009, 07:31
Aiure
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It's normal for women to find other women attractive. It's also normal for women to find effeminate males attractive. We tend to search for qualities in other women that we like in ourselves (or want in ourselves).
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1 Jul 2009, 18:22
Acid Fairy
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All my friends make fun of me because I go for feminine looking men! Haha.
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1 Jul 2009, 18:21
Acid Fairy
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Haha I used to be the same!
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2 Jul 2009, 23:58
Villy
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You know, I've heard people say that, and they've said its because it seems more centered on the woman's pleasure. *shrug*
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1 Jul 2009, 06:23
& skull.
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porn's bloody hilarious! and not a bad way to get in the mood ;)

i don't mind porn. obviously animal porn, kiddie porn etc is wrong and horrible. old people porn may be horrible buts it's still legal. -shudder-

i don't care if my boyfriend watches it, i prefer to read it. i have my slash, and he has his lesbian porn. sometimes we watch porn together and get in the mood that way.

i can see how people would find it gross, but i don't really get women that think it's "cheating on them". they're just watching randoms having sex, they're not in the middle of fucking someone else. i'd never tell my boyfriend he couldn't watch porn. i know it's just a means to an end, and as long as the porn isn't replacing having sex with me, then meh. porn addiction is obviously a problem in a relationship.

seriously, some porn is just damn funny. the faces, the noises, the setting, the horrible boob/cock enlargement jobs. nightmare fuel compiles a review of the funniest, what the fuck porn ever made. read it, it's a bit not safe work work, but it's fucking hilarious.
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1 Jul 2009, 07:26
Aiure
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I just finished reading that entire list. Oh my god. Very entertaining :P
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1 Jul 2009, 07:26
RealLifeComics
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There's a lot of home made porn out on websites these days, was just reading how peeps don't like the fake moans and cheesy acting, you can find real stuff out there.
Except when you find the old people stuff.. then its just really weird. Revenge videos make me smile in an evil way it's burning someone big time.

Gotta have teeth baby.
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1 Jul 2009, 09:23
& skull.
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oh god old people porn. my friend used to love having me come over promising awesome porn only to traumatise me with old people porn >.
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