Two nuns are having a bath. There is a knock on the bathroom door. 'Who's there?' said one of the nuns.
'I'm the blind man,' came the reply.
'Oh, that's all right then,' said one of the nuns, 'Come in.'
The man came in. 'Mmm, nice tits. Now, where do you want your blind?'
What's the last thing that goes through a love bug's mind when he hits a windshield?
why did Hitler shoot himself?
he got the gas bill
why do anarchists drink herbal tea?
proper tea is theft
how many Microsoft developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
none. they just made darkness the new industry standard.
what's red and comes with salt, vinegar and ketchup?
abortion of chips
how many trash-talkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
same number as it takes to screw in your mum
what do you call a mass extermination of fascists?
"Mummy, mummy, can i lick the bowl?"
"No. You can flush it like everyone else!"