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Internet dating: Beware her profile picture!
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13 May 2009, 17:08
The Ryan
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Something amusing I found:


Never trust profile pictures. They lie, all of them. Those 32Cs she's packing also comes with a size 43 waist. That cute face is only viewable from one angle because any other angle would cause your dick to grow legs and run off a cliff. Don't believe me? See for yourself:







I thought whales were suppose to be endangered





1 chin, 2 chin, 3 chin, 4





So that's why big ass sun glasses were invented! Put em back on, PLEASE, before my balls implode.





Transformers: More than meets the eye!






right side ate left side






If my shit where solid enough, I'd slap her with it







Gollum called, he wants his teeth back





I think she was in that movie... The Ring!





The "censored" bar, saving lives since the dawn of myspace





I think her tits just fell off and her clit grew into a small penis o.O



  The internets, don't trust it!




http://welations.com/article/online-dating-beware-her-profile-pictures

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13 May 2009, 17:35
they did what?!
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lol, while I sort of find this amusing, not all the girls are bad looking. Sure we all have those "good looking" pictures, but they can't all be good looking all the time. Just because someone is heavier doesn't make them any less beautiful either. :)
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13 May 2009, 19:27
Acid Fairy
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Lol this is so mean. I have seen the first one loads of times and every time I see it my mind screams 'PHOTOSHOP!'
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13 May 2009, 19:35
BOTTOM
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THAT IS SO AMAZING, I'M GONNA POST IT ON MY FBOOK!

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13 May 2009, 21:11
Chris
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I hate angles.
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14 May 2009, 03:30
Lovin'MyLittles
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While the first girl is bigger, I still find her incredibly beautiful. This is shallow.
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14 May 2009, 14:07
Leona Wren
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haha this is great Ryan. Seriously.
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13 May 2009, 17:11
*amour de bebe*
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And AOL profiles (now bebo in the UK) are worst for this! lol. Thanks for sharing! I am going to be sharing this link, lol.
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13 May 2009, 17:22
Emily the Strange
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haha, I saw this a while ago and think it's so true.
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13 May 2009, 17:34
annababe • •
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this is sooo funny! I'll definitely be more careful when "meeting" new friends.
Although, I have met quite a few people off the internet and they were all really awesome.
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13 May 2009, 17:35
Mr.Cyanide
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Is it just me, or with some of the girls, i dont see anything wrong...
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13 May 2009, 17:36
foreverglow
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No, it's not just you.lol
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13 May 2009, 17:40
The Ryan
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haha, yes, yo! Some of them look decent enough. But I think the article just proves that people aren't always what they seem. Because even the girls that look perfectly normal, look entirely different IRL than they do in their airbrushed/angled profile pictures.

Though I am a fine on to talk! In my Bloop profile picture I am 20 years old and black'n'white! haha! I should probably upload a new one.
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15 May 2009, 02:50
kein mitleid
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Not to mention, black and white is significantly more flattering than color photos, which show the skin imperfections, lessen shading effects (i.e. strong lines), and other notable effects.

And also, you're not showing that lovely British smile of yours, you know, all seven of your teeth!
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13 May 2009, 17:57
Aiure
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Some of them really are pretty, they're just not photogenic. I know I'm not very photogenic, so I don't even have very many pictures of myself anywhere on the interwebz.
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13 May 2009, 18:29
LilithBlackDragon
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I'm with Aiure. Either some of these people simply aren't photogenic, or these happen to be terrible pictures of them. I've had moments of looking great in some shots, terrible in others...
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14 May 2009, 12:34
Emily the Strange
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Everyone looks great in a myspace angle ^_-
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13 May 2009, 19:23
Dreamer ♥
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lmao! This is hilairious!
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13 May 2009, 19:36
Estella
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AH, BUT THIS IS TRUE EVERYWHERE ONLINE, YO. IT IS THE REASON PEOPLE DO EMO POSES. LIKE MOST PEOPLE'S PROFILE PICS SHOW THEM AT A VERY FLATTERING ANGLE, AND WHEN YOU SEE OTHER PICS YOU REALISE THAT THE PROFILE PIC IS NOT REALLY REPRESENTATIVE, AND THEY LOOK A LOT MORE ORDINARY AND LESS MODEL-LIKE THAN THEY FIRST APPEARED. I SEE IT ALL THE TIME ON FACEBOOK, YO - LIKE PEOPLE I KNOW IN REAL LIFE WHO LOOK TOTALLY DIFFERENT IN THE POSE OF THEIR PROFILE PIC. LIKE THEY SEXIFY IT UP, YO!

BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT CHICKY'S EYES, YO? LIKE LOTS OF PEOPLE'S EYES GO INTO SLITS WHEN THEY SMILE. IT CAN BE CUTE. WHY DID IT MAKE YOUR NAUGHTY BALLS IMPLODE, RYAN, YO??
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13 May 2009, 19:38
The Ryan
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I didn't write it, yo! I found it, go to the link at the bottom silly puck head!
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13 May 2009, 19:59
Estella
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OH - HAHA, I THOUGHT YOU'D ADDED YOUR OWN COMMENTS TO IT, YO! I WAS QUITE AMUSED AT THE IDEA OF YOUR BALLS IMPLODING! I AM MOST DISAPPOINTED THAT THEY DIDN'T!
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13 May 2009, 21:07
mixie
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I also kind of the think first one has to be photoshopped.....
but this is still funny :P
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14 May 2009, 00:12
RealLifeComics
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I've seen some of those shirts that say "YOU LOOKED BETTER ON MYSPACE"


It's generally true!
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14 May 2009, 12:45
valerieeeee
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while they don't all look exactly like the profile picture, i looked again at these pictures, and most of the girls were still really pretty.
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14 May 2009, 12:52
Toffee Sprinkles
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Hahaha, it's all about the angles, baby!
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