FU mind still worrying about things that are RESOLVED!
FU cold for infecting my boyfriend!
FU bladder, I cannot be arsed to go pee.
FU Amazon for not having so many DVDs in stock.
FU childcare teacher for being an idiot.
FU London Midland trains for not running a service from Stratford past 8pm!
FU boyfried for making me fall for you so I am now currently pining!