How long have you been a memeber of Bloop? Oh, I don't know, a few years... since Bloop had about a hundred members or so, I guess. Off and on, of course.
Why did you join? My friend told me to, and I was sick of OD/TOD nonsense.
How did members of Bloop treat you upon your arrival? Like a strange uncle that paid for your college education... but molested you. (Not really, but I don't remember. Cordially, I suppose?)
How many diaries do you currently have? Two, but one's kind of inactive, I never use it.
Who was your 1st friend? Mishy. Who seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth.
How many Bloopers have you met in real life? A couple, I think. Truth be told, it's kind of weird meeting people that way.
How many Bloop enemies have you made? I don't think I have any enemies, simply because that implies hate, where what I have is apathy.
Name 3 things that you absolutely love about Bloop & 3 things that you just can't stand: Yeah, no.
Have you experienced a Bloop "crash" before? If so, how many times have you experienced it & how did it make you feel? What made you decide not to leave Bloop afterward? A couple, I think. There's been a few, but boo-fuckity-hoo. I've said it before, I'll say it again, nothing anyone writes on here is winning any Pulitzer prizes, none of what's here sits on the NY Times best seller list. It's piled shit, cooked in shit, smothered in shit gravy. Yeah, everyone lost some personal shit, but get over it. If it was important to you, it's still in your head. Most people really just wanna bitch about losing all their comments from their "adoring fans" in so many words.
How many of your entries have been nominated for RC? RC? What's that? Never heard of it.
If you could change just 1 thing about Bloop, what would it be and why? MORE BOOBS.