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Text messaging Jokes.
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1 May 2009, 03:35
Meghans Follie
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lol thats kinda funny. Although I HATE it when people burn up my allowed texts with jokes and "fwd:fwd:fwd send this to x ammount of people" stuff

Or when they come in late night/early AM when I am trying to sleep as my cell is also my alarm so I cannot turn the volume down!!!
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1 May 2009, 14:39
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Fortunately I have unlimited texting so it doesn't really bother me, per se. But I think the swine flu one is the first one I've ever actually forwarded. I HATE forwarded texts. Especially if they have noise. I just delete them.
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1 May 2009, 23:08
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Oh geeze, I HATE opening a text message for loud music or noise to play. Makes me SO mad!
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1 May 2009, 04:26
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1 May 2009, 11:31
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lol XD
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1 May 2009, 11:53
Dreamer ♥
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Got two for you!

Blonde wife calls hubby "I've run out of petrol, I'm scared to fill up because of Swine flu!

Hubby says "Daft twat, it's in Mexico, not Texaco!"


Bored on your way to work, on the tube train or bus? Pretend you're on the phone and talk about your 4 week tour of mexico, hang up.......then sneeze! :D
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1 May 2009, 21:01
Acid Fairy
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I've heard the second one before, but the first one is pretty good!
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1 May 2009, 22:54
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3 May 2009, 13:44
lithium layouts.
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Hehe. xD Cute.
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3 May 2009, 15:00
Love Bipolar Inc
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lmfao my husbands coworker sent him that on Thursday
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30 Apr 2009, 22:40
Minda Hey Hey™
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LOL. Looks like someone ^^ doesn't have a sense of humor :p!
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1 May 2009, 03:24
annababe • •
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ahhahaha. i like it. =P
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1 May 2009, 03:35
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hahaha I got that today too
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1 May 2009, 03:44
panda bear.
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1 May 2009, 06:40
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Lol it was pretty funny
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1 May 2009, 20:59
Acid Fairy
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I don't find it overly funny but only because I heard a similar joke a few days ago. Too slow! ;D
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2 May 2009, 02:53
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:) I want more jokes people! LMAO that's what the forum was for. Not to laugh at 1 in particular lmao.
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2 May 2009, 03:13
Wisconsin Mom
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my dad got the pigs flying text today, here is another one that he got
while having sex one night a wife finds out her husband has been using a dildo on her. The wife asks the husband "so can you explain this to me" and the husband turns to the wife and says "so can you explain our kid to me"
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2 May 2009, 21:05
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4 May 2009, 04:54
& skull.
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eh, not really that funny. but then again that's not my type of humor.
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