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The Chav Wedding of the Year
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15 Feb 2009, 22:41
The Ryan
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Hey Dudes! This was in a forward email I got sent a couple years back. I was clearing my inbox today when I found it. It amused me, so I thought I'd share it!

The Chav Wedding of the Year

I would like to share with you one of the worst experiences of my life. As you
know, I don’t like weddings, and usually with good reason. There now follows
the reason why I don’t like weddings.
I was asked to play the organ at this wedding at the weekend, and these are
the results.
Good Lord.

So here you will see the motley collection of Groom, Best Man and other
assorted males. The one sporting the red shirt and trainers is the Groom.

I think some confusion must have ensued as to what the dress code actually
was. Some red ties, some black, and one with no tie whatsoever.

I also thought the choice of location for the photographs was also quite
astonishing. Opposite the church was a row of garages, and it appeared to be
the most suitable backdrop, presumably to prevent any upstaging of the men
here pictured.

And so, as if couldn’t get any worse, the bride arrived…

Not everyone can pull off such a vibrant red, but here I think they mange it
quite well.

Now in my experience there is usually a bride, a couple of thin bridesmaids
and one great wopping one on the end. But in this case the fat bridesmaid has
become the bride.

Alarm bells, should, incidentally, be ringing around now. If they aren’t they will
be soon.

Deciding that the backdrop may actually improve the picture, the happy
couple strolled into an adjoining field for this wonderful picture.

It was noted during the exposure of this wonderfully composed image that the
groom’s head was roughly the same size as her left breast, and probably
contained a similar sort of substance.

Mentally disabled is probably the term best used here. Or fat pig and ugly little
weasel. I’m sure they have the same effect.

“Here, let me help you up…”

I think this proves to us all that there is someone out there for all of us.
Let’s just hope they don’t breed.


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16 Feb 2009, 23:51
*~Loving You~*
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"the beatuy in the eyes of a beholder"

perhaps the personalities are great, and they are in love oppoiste attract look at me and chris hes 6 ft 4 and im 5 ft lol
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19 Feb 2009, 07:34
Aloha♥Nui Loa
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oh my god. . . i was having a HORRIBLE night, and then I saw this. I'm crying i'm laughing so hard, this is amazing.
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15 Feb 2009, 22:52
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15 Feb 2009, 23:05
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Omg, is this for real?
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15 Feb 2009, 23:12
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Eeeewwww I was eating during this.

They must have really good personalities....
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16 Feb 2009, 00:24
shiiiiiit. is this even allowed? hahah, jk.
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16 Feb 2009, 00:27
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lol Ive seen this too, cant wait to see the kids.
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16 Feb 2009, 02:40
ღ.Life With 3
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I love how, when I clicked on this, the ad on the page is 'redneck test' rofl.
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16 Feb 2009, 02:45
Mami 2 ♥ 1
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look at that she is wearing some wannabe looking imitation crocks with her wedding dress. lol. im sure she could have found a pair of nice flip flops at walmart.
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19 Feb 2009, 07:36
Aloha♥Nui Loa
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i didn't even notice until i read this. . .and that is so sad, but so true! *pheeew* i'm as red as those dresses from all the laughter.
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16 Feb 2009, 02:47
- cynthia -
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she has kankles.
i know everyone deserves to fall in love, but STICK TO YOUR OWN SIZE, people! sheesh!
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16 Feb 2009, 03:11
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Nothing wrong with falling in love with someone not your size.
I am a big girl with curves but I always date skinny guys nothing wrong with that. It is just what people prefer.
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17 Feb 2009, 01:21
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Are you saying that fat people only deserve to be with fat people? And that skinny people only deserve to be with skinny people? 'Cause that's how it sounds.

WHO THE FREAK CARES what the difference in size is? Love is love, it doesn't depend on the size of the person, simply what's in their heart.

Yeah, they're not the best looking people in the world *shudders*, but if they love each other, who cares how big she is, or how many teeth he's missing. Yeah, it's an interesting match, and maybe good for a few laughs, but REAL LOVE has NOTHING to do with the size of the other person.
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17 Feb 2009, 03:30
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do we seriously have to cause drama on a fun forum?
everyone is making fun of this couple. get over it.
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17 Feb 2009, 03:36
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Because they look funny, not because they feel that she should have stuck with a fat boy or he should have stuck with a fat girl.

Get over it.
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17 Feb 2009, 03:37
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"he should have stuck with a skinny girl"
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16 Feb 2009, 03:45
Jenna bean....
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I just want to know how much he weights..... if they want to get married, thats awesome. he just looks super skinny... .like, when she grabs his ass, he looks like he took the no ass at all pill... and his pants are about to fall off... but if they are in love, more power to them.... nothin wrong with what they did...
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16 Feb 2009, 04:16
Me, I'm Not
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lmfaorotf! Wow! I was hearing "Dueling Banjos" in my head as I went through the pictures......
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16 Feb 2009, 10:50
& skull.
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16 Feb 2009, 19:08
Music God CJ Plain
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HOLY SHIT! I can't even BEGIN to describe my horror after seeing those pics. And the fact that douchebag is in the US Army scares me even MORE!

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16 Feb 2009, 19:37
& skull.
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i do wonder how he got into the army. men in uniform should be able to attract something.. less scary, surely?
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17 Feb 2009, 00:04
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Well, find a little solace that he was only ROTC and not full on Army. lol
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16 Feb 2009, 23:59
[mandie knickers]
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i am literally in tears from this shit.

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17 Feb 2009, 01:22
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The groom looks scared.
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