I love you so much ;D
I remember once when my nephew was younger, his dad came home from work with a really dark sun tan (he's mexican, so when he gets REALLY tan, he looks like he's black), and my nephew hadn't seen him the whole weekend because he had stayed at my house. His dad was walking up his driveway and my nephew ran to meet him.
When he was walking back up the driveway holding my nephew, my nephew says (outloud in front of all the neighbors) "Dad, you look like a nigger!"
My brother-in-law of course thought it was absolutely hilarious.
My sister on the other hand, called and cussed out my dad for saying that word in front of him.