This can be anything, plopping a squat, nose picking, toenail biting, just all the TMI's you wished you've never seen!


I've walked in on my roommates son:


Watching porn in the livingroom on his Mom's computer [mind you I had my FIVE year old brother with me.]

Peel dead skin off his foot, eat it, spit it back out and exclaim "this tastes funny."

Moon me, showing off that he stuck a lighter up his ass.


My five year old brother:


I went to his field day and he was picking his nose, several times in front of everyone.

[This is funny but still, it was me] Sit on my head and fart.

Biting his toe and fingernails.


Dad:


[He only did this once, when my ODC, ultra-shy brother was in the car, when we were younger] He used to child lock all the doors and turn the AC off when he farted and burped, and sang oldies.


Uncle:

Using his nose hair trimmer.

oh nice lol! I cant think of any right now but this is awesome!

oh! I lie! I walked in on a mate staying over, peeing in my bathroom sink!

I left out my work experiences:

My Associate Coordinator you can always tell when she's in the stall next to you, woman in her 40's she lets it all rip like none other.

Then there was Josie she was 78 and she would scratch her ass on the front end.

This thread appeared on the right time! Just today as I was walking down a street in Calgary (My first vacation to Canada) I saw a lady vigorously picking her nose! When she saw I was looking she pretended she was playing with her hair and that's where she shoved the stuff on her finger! Gross! =P

This one's the best!

Oh and I forgot the time where I had my 16 year old brother over and his girlfriend an hour before a party I was throwing. I was vacuuming the hallway and was going to start cleaning the bathroom. I opened the door and I saw one of them sitting on the toilet and the other standing in front, so I slammed the door shut.

i haven't caught anyone like that.. but one time i had my headphones on but no music playing and.. oh god.. my mom told my dad *look if u wanna have sex.. we better do it now, im due for my period anytime.* sweet baby jesus.. just thinking about.. ::shutters::

When I'm bored at work, I peoplewatch. Not much else I can do, sitting at a kiosk in the middle of the hall. I've caught people doing all sorts of things. Scratching, adjusting, picking, flicking, public displays of affection bordering on molestation. More than once I've caught guys covertly zipping up their pants. People have farted as they're walking by, pretending nothing ever happened.

Once I saw a lady on the bus clipping her fingernails. I don't find the act itself disgusting, but it's really not something that should be done in such a confined public space. I could easily imagine a rogue nail launching itself at someone's eyeball.

And a few times I've caught one of my friends picking at her ears, smelling and then eating the gunk. What. The. Fuck. o.O

Why do people eat stuff out of their body cavities? lol I've heard of people eating belly button gunk, ear gunk, nose gunk, and eye gunk. I'm just like WTF possesses you to taste that shit?

my neighbour once invited me around for a dip in their oversized paddling pool, i sat down and she was stood with her skirt lifted. she was commando. euugh. I've also seen her husbands manhood flopped out of his shorts. gag.

my ex used to piss in bottles in his room. and forget about them, i used to clean his room and find them.

my husband would pee in the sink if i let him. so f-ing gross!

oh my gosh, my fiance and i got home from dinner one night and we both had to pee and i beat him to the toilet. so he proceeded to pee in the bathrrom sink. the whole time i was sitting there yelling at him that he was disgusting! sooo gross!

@jessn. the same exact happened with me and my husband. We only have one bathroom lol I was like you're gross and made him clean the sink

I always seem to catch guys AND girls of teenage age and older scratching their naughty parts, while I'm at work. It makes me not want to touch ANYTHING. lol

Not so much one I wish I hadn't seen, because we all were laughing so hard - but really:

I was visiting my friend at work (there were four of us there total) and we were people watching using the security cameras he watches. It was like 2:30 in the morning downtown. We see these drunk chicks on the sidewalk, and then notice their boyfriends are sitting up against the wall. (this is on a busy street mind you. there were no cars going by a the time.) they got up, walked over to them, lifted their skirts and shoved their junk in their men's faces.

Two seconds later they all got up, walked down the street to the other end of the building (theres an outdoor theater there. With benches surrounded by trees.) they both picked benches and had sex. We got a full view of it with the cameras. I don't think they could be seen very well from the street, but it was funny as shit. Especially when the one chick was done and then took a shot in the face.

Good times man, good times.

I should mention he's the 3rd shift security for the Marcus Center for the Preforming arts. It takes up a full block downtown - so there are cameras outside as well as inside.

Holy crap...they did this by the Marcus Center??? I always forget that you live in Milwaukee!! lol

Yep yep. We discovered them on the corner of water + state, they walked south along water street until they were by the other corner where the fountain and benches/trees are, and that's where it went down. I mean I'm sure you couldn't see too much just driving by on water street. But really now.

I think I'm the only one at work that realizes that the bathroom echoes. So everytime we are quiet I can hear them farting & their poop hitting the water in the toilet! I have to get up & gag.

I walked in on my boyfriend doing the "helicopter" in the mirror one time. It was hilarious.

Caught one of the guys here downloading Glee and Gossip girl...
Felt so gross. I mean it should have been porn realisticly, I would have asked for a copy.

If you ever have to go into the bathrooms at my work between 12-2 you will hear like everyone in there pooping! And some lady's are NOT lady like about it! It sounds like world war 3 in thier stalls!

My fiance used to pee off the deck instead of walking the exact same distance the opposite direction to the bathroom.. then his a-hole uncle planet tomatoes not too far from where my fiance pees and so he moved his 'bathroom'... needless to say we dont eat the homegrown tomatoes his uncle always has... *shuddlers*..

My fiance was wearing my short shorts the other day since I beat him to his basketball shorts... that was more amusing than gross.. almost got a picture.

My son sucks on his toes, and licks walls..

oh, i need to add that his uncle was an a-hole for other things not planting the tomatoes lol...

I was in line at the Taco Bell drive through with my boyfriend a couple of months ago after we got out of work (about 1:30AM, when all the bars are closing). We were behind a car full of drunk girls, and right before they got to the box to order, one of them threw open the door, popped a squat on the ground and took a piss. That was pretty funny.

I must say... I'm guilty of this. Maybe not a taco bell drive thru. But, I've pissed in a couple friends driveways cause I couldn't make it inside. LoL XD I'm not going to wet my pants, damnit!

i'm with you! if i gotta go, i'm gonna go! lol