My ex and I just met face to face for the first time (we dated online for awhile before we were actually able to meet face to face) and we were just going about gettin ourselves off infront of each other....he was getting close, or so he thought, and he peed all over the bed and me. It was rather embarassing for us both.
And another time....this guy I am friends with and I were doing the friends with benefits thing, and this was while I was pregnant and we decided to go to a sub division that was being built and go in the back of it and have sex. Well we also decided it was too hot to have sex in the car so we did it on the hood of my car, not only was I sticking to the hood, but just as we were getting into it and used to being in the hood, a car full of teenagers drove up ('cuz it was also a party spot) and stopped and stared as we scrambled to get in the car again. We sat there mortified for a minute and then left (as they drove away too, to give us privacy maybe) and they stopped at the front of the sub division and rolled down their windows and cheered as we drove out. Needless to say we never did that again.