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Best Facebook Status EVER?
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8 May 2010, 20:17
The Ryan
Post Count: 414
Here is the beauty that caught my eye in my live feed this evening:

"If you hit my sister when she's got my kids again, I will get involved. you skinny bitch!"

On glancing through the comments left on this status... it appears that the sister in question was hit with a BOTTLE.

A PLASTIC BOTTLE. An empty plastic bottle? A full plastic bottle? Full of what? WHO KNOWS.

The sister-hitter then appears on the scene and unleashes the C-word as A VERB! "Shurrup or I'll be c***ing your mother all ova the hill!"

Hahahaha! Oh God, I love the chavs from school so bad!

What's the best facebook status on your news feed right now?! ;D
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8 May 2010, 20:28
.Amber.
Post Count: 260
Look how boring my friends are, this is the best I've got!! *shame-faced*

Note to 16 year old girl who took lifeguard test this morning with me....the head splint works much better when you don't grab the victim at the elbow...and especailly when its my elbow and its broken!! Ouch!
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8 May 2010, 20:54
Tommy Decentralized
Post Count: 506
C-word as A VERB!

huh?

cunting? like in hunting? cunt hunter lol
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8 May 2010, 20:56
Tommy Decentralized
Post Count: 506
oh oh, what a perfect screen name for a male chauvinist. cunthunter
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11 May 2010, 09:56
Dreamer ♥
Post Count: 167
Not mine but my friend has

I had sex with this girl called Intel the other night she loved it up her bum....bum bum bum bum
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13 May 2010, 01:24
.Marissa.
Post Count: 16
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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19 May 2010, 05:17
.CattFish.
Post Count: 9
XD hahahahahahaha!!! oh my...
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8 May 2010, 20:35
Acid Fairy
Post Count: 1849
This one was posted two hours ago, an obvious case of Facebook rape: ive just added the most incredible girl i found on chat roulette.........she looks like she can wank herself off really well :D x x x
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8 May 2010, 21:04
jessi bear(:
Post Count: 300
Lie to me AGAIN I dont care....You will pay for it....I SWEAR YOU WILL

this boy and his girlfriend break up like three times a day and on top of that, every time they do, he posts a status screaming at her.. ha :)). i laugh all the time.
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8 May 2010, 22:24
*Forever Changing*
Post Count: 847
This one. There's a house we've drive by a couple times that has a lighted cross on the front of it. Across from it is a cemetery. We figured the cross isn't for the zombies, but for the vampires.
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8 May 2010, 22:44
▫▪Kiki
Post Count: 18
lol... what?!
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8 May 2010, 22:48
*Forever Changing*
Post Count: 847
One of my friends drives by a house with a cross on the front of it, and her and her husband think of funny reasons as to why its there, they have settled on its to keep out the vampires lol. They arent worried about the zombies. hahaha, I love it. I want a lighted cross on my house to keep out the zombies.
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9 May 2010, 01:04
▫▪Kiki
Post Count: 18
this makes me want to watch trueblood
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14 May 2010, 23:13
ObsidianDreamer
Post Count: 50
Lmao!!!
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8 May 2010, 22:58
canceroustears
Post Count: 210
Karaoke and fat girls @ landmark! I love muskegon! The Landmark is such a dive bar... eesh.
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8 May 2010, 23:00
Makayla
Post Count: 751
"was hanging a horseshoe for good luck when it fell hit her on the head then knocked her off the ladder."

this was the best one I could find. And someone please tell me how to bold words on here.
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8 May 2010, 23:10
canceroustears
Post Count: 210
TEXT

Hope this shows up. Take out the astericks. (:
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8 May 2010, 23:11
canceroustears
Post Count: 210
Nope, didn't show up.
I'll try leaving a comment on your diary.
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9 May 2010, 14:14
Makayla
Post Count: 751
I never got it. =(
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11 May 2010, 10:01
.Blue Bella.
Post Count: 743
< b > TEXT TEXT TEXT < / b >
No spaces.
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11 May 2010, 17:19
Makayla
Post Count: 751
oh ok thanks!
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9 May 2010, 01:31
Lacey
Post Count: 144
"Did you climb out the window?... You sneaky bitch!" LOL
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9 May 2010, 02:10
Lauren.
Post Count: 885
"...saw possibly the most gorgeous man she'd ever laid eyes on at the mall today. And as she was salivating, she watched his boyfriend walk up to him, kiss him, then walk away hand-in-hand. Biggest disappointment ever."

And then the next million gillion comments go on to, of course, accuse her of being sexist (er.. I don't think it's technically sexist.. gayist...er...sexualityist?) and equality for all and all that. Fun stuff.
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11 May 2010, 17:20
Makayla
Post Count: 751
That's crazy. She wasn't coming down on the guy for being gay. She was just expressing her disappointment that he would never be interested in her. lol
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9 May 2010, 02:39
Aspiring Boxer
Post Count: 169
................ would like to work for Umbrella Corporations.

Oh and one of my friends JUST posted this:

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from
mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is
three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A
woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink twice as much as
men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when ...we stand....
The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his
thumb !!
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