"...saw possibly the most gorgeous man she'd ever laid eyes on at the mall today. And as she was salivating, she watched his boyfriend walk up to him, kiss him, then walk away hand-in-hand. Biggest disappointment ever."
And then the next million gillion comments go on to, of course, accuse her of being sexist (er.. I don't think it's technically sexist.. gayist...er...sexualityist?) and equality for all and all that. Fun stuff.