Get comfy. It's a long one.
[One; Have you ever played cricket, horseshoes, or any other yard game like that? I've played horseshoes and lawn darts a time or two.
[Two; Last time using hair spray? A few days ago.
[Three; Which phone do you have? An LG Scoop
[Four; Which phone do you want? I'm happy with what I've got, thanks.
[Five; Last thing you broke? A glass, getting things out of the sink.
[Six; Do any of your grandparents have Alzheimer's? So far as I know, they've all passed away.
[Seven; What time will it be in nineteen minutes? 4:53 p.m.
[Eight; Will you be somewhere else by then? I may be at my MIL's getting the boy.
[Nine; Last time going to a tanning salon? Never
[Ten; What colour was the last hair elastic you used? I haven't used one since...April, I think.
[Eleven; Last video recorded? A candid one of Shawn a couple of weeks ago.
[Twelve; Last picture taken? Chris sitting on the couch with Perdi's head in his lap.
[Thirteen; Last person you webcammed with? No one
[Fourteen; Last person you texted? Shawn
[Fifteen; Last time your stomach growled? This morning before breakfast
[Sixteen; Have you ever cried under the influence? I don't remember
[Seventeen; What song are you listening to? None
[Eighteen; Does your state have the death penalty? Shawn says yes.
[Nineteen; If so, when was it last used? Last year, he says.
[Twenty; Do you know anyone with the initials JR? Hoss' friend
[Twenty-one; What colour is your underwear? Fruit Stripe Gum colors.
[Twenty-two; How many times did you have sex last week? *sighs* None.
[Twenty-three; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Power Rangers? Neither, really, but TMNT if I had to.
[Twenty-four; Mario Kart or Banjo Kazooee? Mario Kart!
[Twenty-five; Have you ever kissed someone with a mouth piercing? Nope
[Twenty-six; Last time seeing each of your siblings? The eleventeenth of Junevember. I'm an only child.
[Twenty-seven; Last person you dreamt of sexually? Shawn
[Twenty-eight; Do any of your fingers hurt? Not anymore but my hands did hurt this morning.
[Twenty-nine; How happy are you right now? Pretty good.
[Thirty; Last drug you took in any way? Is Caffeine a drug? I had some of that a couple of hours ago.
[Thirty-one; Last thing you remember learning in Math class? It's been almost 10 years since my last one.
[Thirty-two; Do you write in printing or cursive? It's a mix actually.
[Thirty-three; Which band or artist occurs most in your iTunes? Bon Jovi
[Thirty-four; Last thing ordered from McDonalds? A Chicken Bacon Ranch salad
[Thirty-five; How many continents have you been in? Two
[Thirty-six; Last band shirt you wore? I don't remember
[Thirty-seven; Ronnie or Sonny: Who do you miss more? I don't know who you're talking about.
[Thirty-eight; Last place you bled from? The side of my shin. Smudge decided to use my leg as a scratching post.
[Thirty-nine; Last time you were horny? Last night. Alas, we were both too tired to really take advantage of it.
[Forty; Last awkward encounter? I don't remember.
[Forty-one; Last person you waved at? Shawn, last night.
[Forty-two; What is your body telling you? I'm thirsty and that McDonald's sounds really good.
[Forty-three; Who have you bought Christmas gifts for already? Everyone
[Forty-four; Favourite flavour of flavoured water? I'll take it plain, thanks.
[Forty-five; What are you doing an hour from now? Either finishing this, picking up Chris at the IL's.
[Forty-six; When was your last breakdown? Friday morning
[Forty-seven; Do you get bored of your boyfriends easily? No, they always got bored with me.
[Forty-eight; Or do they get bored of you? That's what I just said.
Ooh! An opportunity for an interesting diversion has just presented itself! I'll be back later!
Wow... Okay. *ahem* Now, as I was saying. Erm...where was I? Oh yeah.
[Forty-nine; What was the last BIG decision you made? Choosing between two job offers.
[Fifty; Are you fascinated by shadows? Nope
[Fifty-one; Have you ever seen real pyramids? Only on TV
[Fifty-two; Isn't cornstarch amazing? If you say so
[Fifty-three; Favourite song right now? "Holy shit, it's Christmas!"
[Fifty-four; Last time you heard that song? Some time this past week.
[Fifty-six; Is your breath nice and fresh right now? Nope
[Fifty-seven; Next place you'll be moving to? I'm not moving anywhere until after the law suit settles.
[Fifty-eight; Last person you high fived, and for what reason? Dunno
[Fifty-nine; What does your Math Text book have on the cover of it (Like elephants or bears or something)? I don't have one.
[Sixty; What colour was the last towel you used? Blue and white
[Sixty-one; Are you doing laundry right now? No but I should be.
[Sixty-two; Don't you love Underoath? I might if you told me what/who Underoath is.
[Sixty-three; What seems to be the most common piercing at your school? I'm not in school.
[Sixty-four; Are you often told you are well-spoken? Nope. Articulation doesn't seem to be one of my strong suits.
[Sixty-five; Is today going by fast or slow? It's toddling along just fine.
[Sixty-six; Are you counting down the days to anything? Not really
[Sixty-seven; Do you call them thongs or flip-flops? Well, they were thongs until thongs became underwear. Now they're flip flops.
[Sixty-eight; Does the person you have feelings for have any body modifications? Nope
[Sixty-nine; Do you dot your i's with dots, circles, or something else? Dots
[Seventy; Do you find it neat when you type, write, or read a word as you're hearing it being sung, without doing so on purpose? No, it's annoying.
[Seventy-one; Are you inhaling or exhaling as you read the end of this question? INhaling
[Seventy-two; You are now breathing manually: As opposed to doing it automatically?
[Seventy-three; If you say that ^ to someone on Ketamine they might pass out: Okay...
[Seventy-four; Are you on a laptop or a PC? PC
[Seventy-five; Are you a victim of cyber bullying? Nope
[Seventy-six; Can you easily make people happy when they're sad? I try
[Seventy-seven; Last time you subscribed to someone on xanga? Never
[Seventy-eight; UNsubscribed? Again, never.
[Seventy-nine; Have you ever gotten Carpal Tunnel from texting? No, dental assisting
[Eighty; Last type of gum you chewed? I don't
[Eighty-one; Have you ever had a piercing reject? Yes. My belly button never healed. I was told the piercer went too deep.
[Eighty-two; How many hands have been in your pants? *slaps you*
[Eighty-three; Are you pure? As pure as New York City snow.
[Eighty-four; Is your hair underneath curlier than the hair on top? Yep
[Eighty-five; How often do you shave your pubic hair? You don't need to know that.
[Eighty-six; What band or artist are you listening to? I'm not
[Eighty-seven; What other band or artist do they sound like or have similar style as? N/A
[Eighty-eight; Do you show your teeth when you smile? Yes
[Eighty-nine; Mini shuffle! Skip ahead five songs: No
[Ninety; Have you seen any of the bands live? No and more's the pity
[Ninety-two; Were there any band repeats among these.. five songs? N/A
[Ninety-three; Which has the best Album art? N/A
[Ninety-four; Order them from best to least.. best..: N/A
[Ninety-five; Best one to be played at a wedding? Can we move to something else now please?
[Ninety-six; What is your favourite word to write in cursive? Never thought about it.
[Ninety-seven; Last IM received, and from who? "Will you be available to IM in a couple of hours? Lots to talk about." From Zen Jen
[Ninety-eight; Thirtieth text received, and from who? "Cuz the song was done" Again, from Zen Jen
[Ninety-seven; Eighteenth SENT text message and to who? "Are you coming for lunch today?" To Shawn
[Ninety-eight; How good was the last thing you ate? Pretty good but it wasn't what I wanted.
[Ninety-nine; Do you have to pee? Nope. Already did that.
[One hundred; What colour was the last thing you drank? Brown. (Coke)