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You Can Dance if You Want To
by powerofwhy

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Brains...

12/18/2010

My son Julian is five and is a huge fan of zombies and skeletons. Riding in the car with him you get bombarded with questions like "What if there was a zombie and you had a pistol and you shot it in the eye, would it die? What if there was a zombie and it came after you and you kicked it in the penis, what would it do then? What if you had a machine gun, would a zombie run away?"

The other day he said he was afraid to go to sleep because a zombie might break into his window.
ME: Zombies are imaginary one will not do that in real life, just in movies and stories.
JULIAN: I'm still scared, what if one comes in the window?
ME: Zombies move slow, if one comes in the window yell at me and I will come.
JULIAN: What if it is one of the kind that sprint? He would get me before you get here.

I do not know where he came up with the term, but it is true now in movies that some zombies sprint and some do not. Julian sleeps in the top of a bunk bed so I gave him a rolled up magazine and told him to hit it in the nose until I get there if a sprinting zombie does happen to arrive. My boy is now prepared for the zombie apocalypse.

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hehe awesome. Kids say the damnedest things. I love the name Julian.. for some reason I want to say that that name sounds like what you'd name your son.

I have a funny kid story I'll share here (its not about a kid related to me). A girl at my work has a sister with a 2yr old son. Apparently she was coming home and had a handful of groceries or what have you and accidently shut her arm in a door and said "God damnit!" and her 2yr old son looked at her confused and said 'I not God damnit, I Brayden" bahahahaa I love it.

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