I stole this from Ice Vampire
1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them in a note for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDB search functions. That's cheating and it ruins the fun.
I} "Not prostate, you idiot, PROBATE!"
II} "Hey look Frank. Teeny-boppers. You like video games teeny-boppers? Your mommy give you quarters for video games? Well cough 'em up."
III} "My mother was a hardware man, and she taught me it was better to be a hammer than a nail. "
IV} "I wanna get sick, I wanna get sick, I wanna get sick."
V} "Call me an asshole one more time."
VI}"See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite... and gunpowder... and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!"
VII} "Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent."
VIII} "I thrill when I drill a bicuspid / It's swell though they tell me I'm mal-ad-just-ed."
IX} "I know they were just kids, but we kicked their pube-less asses!"
X} "Can you believe THIS shit? That chick frosted me like I was a fucking cake!"
XI}"They makes cages in all sizes and shapes, you know. Bank-shaped some of 'em, carpets and all."
XII} "You'll forgive me if I don't stay around to watch. I just can't cope with the freaky stuff."
XIII} "Smells like their cooking a god damned cat over there."
XIV} "Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!"
XV} "Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."
XVI} "If the lesson is you're a dick with ears and a really bad haircut, I'd say yeah. I've learned my lesson."
XVII} "Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."
XVIII} "You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes."
XIX} "Did you like that? USA... Ulcered Sphincter of Ass-erica, I mean what else can you say? Here was a country that had everything, absolutely everything. And now, 20 years later, is what? The world's biggest leper colony."
XX} "You crazy, wonderful zombie!"
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