Butt Problems

I assumed it was because of the food she ate. She's one of those mid-century chefs that thinks Jello and hollandaise sauce belong in all types of places they should never go, and that cottage cheese is a good substitute for any kind of cheese. She made a lasagna for a work party that was fucking inedible, I've never had lasagna that bad. It tasted like the sauce was probably just ketchup and butter, cottage cheese instead of ricotta, and I don't even fuckin know what kinda meat that was but it was unidentifyable. I'm not a picky eater, either, I like trying new recipes and food I've never had before, this shit was INEDIBLE. I was the Guinea pig, I took one bite and when everyone saw my face they steered far clear from it. 

Anyway all day yesterday she was complaining about her stomach, how she couldn't keep anything down and that what stayed down was bad news later. This bitch has no fuckin boundaries, seriously, she'll talk to you about her diarrhea until you tell her to shut the fuck up. Apparently she called out today because she's in the hospital with a colon infection. 

I like Lynn, despite her constant butt effluence and her insistance in talking about it, but goddamn that bitch is a cash cow. She's older, in her sixties, and surrounded by older people who are dropping like flies. She's always away for a funeral or a hospital visit, which equals ample overtime for me. So now, while she's in the hospital, I'll be taking advantage of that. Her husband is like 14 years older than her, too, so when he goes, $$$$$$$.

In other news I just got my grades back from my online class (FINALLY). I like the class, it's actually pretty interesting, but I hate the teacher. She's not even there, she says nothing, makes no attempt to be a part of the class, we're essentially on our own. Whatever, doesn't seem to matter, my first three assignments all received 100%, and my first speech in Public Speaking also nailed 100%. Perfect scores across the board so far, now let's see me keep up this momentum!