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A Female Flatmate's Sex Toy
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25 Jul 2009, 01:08
Lunar Sea
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So, say you came in after a hard day's work, saw your flatmate leaving the shower - wrapped in towel, carrying various bits of clothes - and went in after her to realise she'd forgotten to take her sex toy with her?

Would you tell her? Would you pretend it wasn't there and wait for her to notice? Would you chase her round the house with it?

As I wrote in my latest entry, this is, uh, something of a personal topic! XD
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25 Jul 2009, 04:27
Chris
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I would call her and say, "Hey, you left something in the shower." Then she would probably go get it and bring it back to her room, because that is what adults do.

No offense. =/
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25 Jul 2009, 14:08
Lunar Sea
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Hahaha, see, that's what they did. Sort of. I think it's more British to pretend it's not there or leave a note, but damn it, they did not comply! He told his girlfriend, who is technically the real housemate and he's just living in, and she went and told me.

Then they sat in the living room and watched as I went back and forth. Walk of shame!
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25 Jul 2009, 04:27
Chris
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P.S. See, if I decided I had a sense of humor that day, I'd probably chase her around the house with it.
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25 Jul 2009, 11:52
Acid Fairy
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I'd probably piss my pants laughing and tell her.
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26 Jul 2009, 23:02
*~Loving You~*
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id text her and say "u forgot something in the shower" and if i needed to shower id wait till its removed cuz i dont know about touching another's toy i wouldnt want someone touching mine...
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25 Jul 2009, 01:34
Mami 2 ♥ 1
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it depends. how close are you of a friend to this flatmate? i wouldnt live with anyone unless we were close and could goof off with each other about it. so if it were me i would laugh my butt off and tell her she forgot her toy behind and not let her live it down. but if you are merely just flatmates and nothing more then i would say ignore it.
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25 Jul 2009, 01:47
Lunar Sea
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Not so much looking for advice, as more how people would deal with it. I was actually the flatmate who left the sex toy behind. ;)
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25 Jul 2009, 01:53
Mami 2 ♥ 1
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well once when my mom found my sex toy i told her at least i cant get diseases from it. hahahaha. my mom in turn agreed and said or pregnant. we laughed it off.

we are all sexual beings and i think it shouldnt be a total embarassment.

So if it were me and i left it behind i would totally play it off and make it out to be something funny.
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27 Jul 2009, 01:12
Acid Fairy
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Haha that's cool. When I was moving out of uni my mom found mine in a drawer. When I brought it up later she just gave me this disapproving jokey look ;D
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25 Jul 2009, 03:29
Jessica [Private]
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If it were my roomie, I'd assume I was friends with the person.

So I'd grab it and chase her around the house with it ;D
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25 Jul 2009, 03:35
Mami 2 ♥ 1
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hahahahahahahahaha i would too!!!!!
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25 Jul 2009, 04:33
Aiure
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My roommates are always friends or family, so I'd totally chase her around the house with it. If it was floppy, I'd run around with it saying "woonga woonga woonga," and I'd probably stick it in my boyfriend's face, too.
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25 Jul 2009, 06:26
The Ryan
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I'd pretend I hadn't seen it, yo!
Gosh, I'm so innocent I probably wouldn't know what it was anyway. I'd assume it was her soap!!
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25 Jul 2009, 14:09
Lunar Sea
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'Tis the British way!
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25 Jul 2009, 13:29
Azkabound
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My friend would laugh at me and say that I forgot something. I don't think she'd want to touch something that went where sex toys usually go, after all.

I'd probably ignore it. It's not to be ashamed of surely, but I'm not going to point it out when a lot of people (and in turn myself) would get flustered.
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25 Jul 2009, 19:34
DecentralizedByGuilt
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I wouldn't say anything. I'd move it, if I need to (with gloves, or a towel)
but wouldn't mention it at all. Unless they do. Then we could both laugh about it.
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25 Jul 2009, 19:47
Estella
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I WOULD PICK IT UP AND BRING IT TO ROOMMATE AND SAY 'GOSH, YO, WHAT IS THIS, YO? IS IT ONE OF THOSE THINGIES THAT GIVE YOU SEXUAL PLEASUREZ? IS IT GOOD? HOW DOES IT WORK?'

UNLESS SHE WAS A NEW ROOMMATE THAT I DON'T KNOW VERY WELL, IN WHICH CASE I WOULD PICK IT UP AND PUT IT ON HER BED WHEN SHE IS NOT THERE, YO.

ACTUALLY, TO BE REALLY HONEST, I PROBABLY WOULDN'T KNOW IT WAS A SEX TOY, AND I WOULD JUST GO TO HER AND SAY 'WHAT IS THIS WEIRD THING? IS IT YOURS? WHAT DOES IT DO?'
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26 Jul 2009, 19:57
Lunar Sea
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I think this is pretty hard to mistake! I can't find a picture of it on the internet, but it's a rabbit twister - looks a bit like a blue penis with the little bunny thing attached to it. I'd take a picture, but honestly, I'm not photographing my sex toys and putting them on bloop! XD
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27 Jul 2009, 01:13
Acid Fairy
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Is it a rampant rabbit? Gosh I totally want one but they are very pricey.
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27 Jul 2009, 04:10
Lunar Sea
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It was on sale at Ann Summers! Still pretty expensive, but not like two weeks' budget expensive. Twenty quid.
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25 Jul 2009, 20:02
kein mitleid
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Well, if I had a female roommate that left a sex toy in the shower, (and her being reasonably attractive), I'd probably just be turned on and offer to be a living substitute for the toy. Giggity giggity goo!
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25 Jul 2009, 22:05
Makayla
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If I found it, I would just leave it there. I wouldn't say anything about it, unless she mentioned it. Then I'd just laugh it off. I'm sure you would have realized where you had left it eventually and came and got it.

If I was the one who left it, and someone called to tell me that I had left it (and we weren't that close), I would probably just be like "what are you talking about? I don't use sex toys!!" lol
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26 Jul 2009, 19:57
Lunar Sea
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Frankly, I think my life would be worse not having the toy than it would be having my flatmates see it and know it was mine. XD
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27 Jul 2009, 03:11
Man without fear
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personally i wouldn't' care all that much, i'd just ask her to move it....given where it goes i'd prefer not touch it.

but i totally get how some might be a bit freaked out...
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