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Text messaging Jokes.
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30 Apr 2009, 19:11
Bella.
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I got this text message earlier. I figured people could put their text jokes up. Here is the one I received:

It was once said that a black man would be President "when pigs fly." Indeed, 100 days into Obama's presidency...."swine flu!"
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30 Apr 2009, 22:07
*~Loving You~*
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That's not funny
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30 Apr 2009, 22:17
Chris
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Oh lighten up!
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1 May 2009, 03:18
Bella.
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How is it NOT funny?
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1 May 2009, 04:10
*~Loving You~*
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It just not amusing

I guess I have different sense of humor
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1 May 2009, 11:21
.Blue Bella.
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Or no sense of humour!
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1 May 2009, 12:36
*~Loving You~*
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I do have 1 I just didn't find this 1 funny

I dun even get it
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1 May 2009, 14:37
Villy
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Well if you don't GET it, then of course it isn't funny.

Did you say it out loud?

Did you know pigs were swine? *sounds like a stupid, condescending quesion, but I swear its not. you' be surprised at "obvious" things people don't know.*
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1 May 2009, 16:15
*~Loving You~*
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Oh its one of those thingsd 2 say outloud??

I'm deaf
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1 May 2009, 17:14
Krisstah
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Lol.. i have to agree with everyone else, its quite amusing..
although you spend more time whining about not getting expensive things from your boyfriend.. so i guess sense of humor missed you long ago.

Maybe she should of complained about this instead.. it would of been more clear for you.
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1 May 2009, 18:22
*~Loving You~*
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HUH?! Ok I'm now offically confused

Expensive things from my boyfriend? I dun think I ever complained my finacee doesn't give me expensive things I don't expect him to.

I'm just gonna give the joke up I dun get it and its becommin big and werid cuz I dunno what ur talkin abt
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3 May 2009, 14:45
Chris
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Jesus Christ!

WE GOT A META EVERYONE!
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2 May 2009, 21:10
Villy
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Well you don't HAVE to say it out loud. But often when something is a play on words it helps to say it.

when pigs fly, swine "flew"
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3 May 2009, 02:02
Krisstah
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i would give up now.. she's a lost cause.
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3 May 2009, 22:00
Giggle
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Oh I don't think you'd get it if you're deaf and don't know how flu and flew are pronounced... People were a bit harsh but only because you decided to announce that it wasn't funny because you "dun even get it"...
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4 May 2009, 01:28
blank page
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I was thinking the same thing about the flew and flu sounds.
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1 May 2009, 18:41
Kate.Monster
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I find the way you type pretty funny.
How's that for a sense of humor?
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1 May 2009, 20:59
Acid Fairy
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LOL.
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1 May 2009, 21:15
.love.struck.
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Haha
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1 May 2009, 23:07
Lauren.
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LOL. You are my god.
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1 May 2009, 21:18
.love.struck.
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You never heard of that joke about when pigs fly? It's been around for ages. I remember hearing that expression when I was in elementary school.
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30 Apr 2009, 22:08
monoboo
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i like puns.
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30 Apr 2009, 22:17
Chris
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Hahahahah!
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30 Apr 2009, 23:47
ICky VICky
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my boyfriend just showed me that text he got from a buddy!
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1 May 2009, 00:16
Lauren.
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Hahaha, I was fixing to post that in the Swine Flu forum, but I saw you beat me here ;). My husband sent me that at work today and I laughed so very hard xD.
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