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What's your most embarrassing sexual experience?
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19 May 2010, 16:18
LittleUn
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Spill! What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you during sex?

I fell down some stairs. and broke my wrist.

LOL.
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19 May 2010, 17:22
Acid Fairy
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Nothing overly embarrassing, but you know when your lady parts get air trapped in them and it comes out sounding like a fart? Yeah, that ;D

Thankfully it was with my long term boyfriend so he didn't really care, but I was mortified and sat there for ages laughing out of nervousness ;D
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20 May 2010, 00:11
.erica.
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That's actually my most embarrassing moment too lol. Glad I'm not the only one. My boyfriend still brings it up every now and then, but we both find it hilarious now. When it happened I was mortified, but laughed.
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20 May 2010, 03:52
ObsidianDreamer
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sweet baby jesus i really hate when that happens!!! It ruins the whole mood and I have a whole laughing fit
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20 May 2010, 04:46
jessi bear(:
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i crack up every time but dustin just laughs and keeps going lmao.
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20 May 2010, 16:36
ObsidianDreamer
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LMAO! and eve though he keep going it keep happening and i keep laughing!
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19 May 2010, 16:29
Tam I Am
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I fell off the trunk of a car and hit my head on the bumper.

In my defense, it was muggier than crap outside and slick skin and slick car trunks do not mix well.
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19 May 2010, 18:05
Finally Mrs. Bailey
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Firstly, how did you fall down the stairs?!

And my most embarrassing moment would have to be this time I was having sex with a guy for the first time and I was so nervous. It wasn't my first time, but it was his, and I think I was nervous because we went to school together...big mistake. Anyway, I was on top, and I said I was going to bite him. I wanted to bite his neck, but I guess my body couldn't decide if it wanted to bite his lip or kiss him....I ended up pinching my lip in between my teeth and his, and had a fat lip the rest of that weekend...I told my dad my lip was just chapped and swollen...

I always get embarrassed when the lady parts get air trapped too...and I tend to toot a little when getting oral, I've done it once while getting it from behind...I'm with my fiance now, so he's used to it and doesn't care. But the time it happened from behind, the guy said "that really stinks!" Oh lordy!
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19 May 2010, 18:16
The Narnian Ninja
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haha i think i can top everyone else.lol
once,with my ex,we were going at it in the pool,an he went to thrust,an i litterally floated away!the only thing my stupid ass could think to do was like,wave as i floated away..how horrible is that?
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19 May 2010, 18:35
*Forever Changing*
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I fell off the bed. Yeah, not that much fun, my husband of course was laughing his off when it happened, and I felt like an idiot.
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19 May 2010, 18:43
The Ryan
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Hahahaha! Brilliant! ;D


I ... er... FAINTED.

That was awkward!!

And another time? I phoned my cousin by mistake. Now I have an unhealthy obsession with making sure my phone is as far from me as possible.
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19 May 2010, 18:47
The Ryan
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Oh and I was also SICK on a girl once.
But that was during making out... so I'm not sure it counts?

Oh God, why do I leave my house!?
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19 May 2010, 19:03
*Forever Changing*
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Hahahahaha! My biggest fear is calling someone while doing the deed, so I always make sure my phone is in the other room, it totally scares me LOL.
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19 May 2010, 19:04
The Ryan
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Yeah, good call!!

....NOT such a good call when you ring somebody mid-session.
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20 May 2010, 00:16
Me, I'm Not
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my boyfriend answered a business call while we were going at it.
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19 May 2010, 19:16
xoxo♥
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This guy I was dating was away so me & him decided since we can't be together to do it, let's be cheesy with phone sex. So we were both into it and I had no idea that in the heat of the dirty talk and sounds, I or my cheek or chin or something, had hit the intercom button on my mom's cordless phone. The holder for the phone just happened to be in my parents room next to their bed. Well, we finished and the phone started dying and I walked into their room to hang it up and my "conversation" woke both of them up. How could it not with the intercom blaring in their ears?? I wanted to crawl under a rock and never come out. They heard EERYTHING. Thankfully this was when I was 18 and I'm 26 now but It's still fresh in my mind. I just hope they forgot. LOL
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19 May 2010, 21:32
jessi bear(:
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ha! that could be in cosmo! lol
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20 May 2010, 03:14
xoxo♥
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LOL!!!! Yeah it could be indeed.
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19 May 2010, 21:02
kein mitleid
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Other than the obvious being walked in on by parents?

Probably getting sarcastic applause from people after doing it in what we *thought* was a place no one could see/hear us.
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19 May 2010, 21:32
jessi bear(:
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hm.. i've never had anything too embarrassing, but my fiance got a leg cramp and almost fell off the bed once :P.
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19 May 2010, 21:40
HorrorVixen XO
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lmao thats happen to me once.. or twice!!
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19 May 2010, 21:42
jessi bear(:
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i still tease him about it ;).
he was sooo embarrassed because it was during the first month we'd been having sex.
we weren't as comfortable as we are now where we just don't care lol.
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19 May 2010, 21:48
HorrorVixen XO
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well this didnt happen to me but it happen to my friend. her and her bf were having sex, she was on top and she had to pee.. her b/f was like *no we cant stop, im almost there!!* and he thrusted fast upward and... she peed all over him!!!!
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19 May 2010, 22:20
Blitch. [+1]
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Hahaha that's hilarious. I don't even know what I'd do if I peed on someone!
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19 May 2010, 22:24
*Forever Changing*
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I havent peed on someone during sex, but during the joys of pregnancy, I have peed myself after sneezing or coughing, that is the most embarrassing thing ever, seriously.
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