"What are you doing? WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
How many of you have seen the "Sassy Gay Friend" videos on youtube? If not, please do so.
There are three, but my computer is being slow, so there's the address to the Romeo and Juliet one.
Basically it demonstrates how females from Shakespeare plays could have made better choices if they'd had a sassy gay friend to give them advice. So, just for fun, based on these videos, how could your fate have been different if "Sassy Gay Friend" was YOUR friend?