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The Erotic Adventures of a Wandering Penis

04/18/2010

Ladies, gents, and those who defy gender binaries, I hereby announce... on behalf of my better self... The retirement of my massive fourteen inches (ok halve that and you might be getting closer to accurate). I... appear to have injured my penis... And I'm a bit baffled and worried so I'm just... going to LEAVE IT ALONE.
Give it some space, you know? Some time to recover. Maybe drop off some books to read, some chocolate and flowers, a Get Well Soon! card... Time heals all wounds, and laughter is the best medicine, so HA HA HA! Ow...

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If you can laugh about that---
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[Birrrdy|0 likes] [|reply]

I can't tell if I'm laughing or crying... I think I'm still a little drunk from last night, which helps...

[an empty frame.|0 likes] [|reply]

I had NO idea.

[Birrrdy|0 likes] [|reply]

lawlawl.

I just thought you had visited. MAN.
I'm retahded.

[Birrrdy|0 likes] [|reply]

oh noooo!
i would seek medical attention (yknow, if I had a penis)

[- misseriin*Star|0 likes] [|reply]

lmao. i wouldn't mind knowing how this injury came about.

[& skull.Star|0 likes] [|reply]

Oh noes! (LOL)

[.Amber.Star|0 likes] [|reply]

Well, going off the last entry, I'd say it's probably just tired. I think leaving it alone for a day might be a good idea. lol Then go see a doctor if it's not back to normal.

[BeautifulBrownEyesStar|0 likes] [|reply]

Tired, or on strike from the slave labour.

[a little one|0 likes] [|reply]

thats awesome

[Girls_suck|0 likes] [|reply]

lmao! What you like!

[~insert name~Star|0 likes] [|reply]

RYC: Seems pointless to you because A) you are a guy and B) (I'm not sure but I am totally assuming since you don't understand what a lifesaver a swing can be with an infant) You don't have any babies of your own.

[Mami 2 ♥ 1|0 likes] [|reply]

see what I get for assuming.

[Mami 2 ♥ 1|0 likes] [|reply]

Trust me a swing like this is a life saver in some cases, but not to babysit the baby or leave it in there all day. I'm a single mom so I need a break sometimes to do chores and homework. While I completely agree with you about tummy time and little gym mats being very important in developmental health. I tried the slings and they didn't work for me. My baby didn't have a swing when he was an infant because I didn't see the point or have the $. But hind sight is 20/20.

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