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Fritos and Bean Dip
by Lady Cherbear573

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Look out!! PMS coming at ya hard core!!

01/21/2009

"You must do the thing you think you can not do." - Eleanor Roosevelt

*sigh*


Wow...

Yeah, PMS hit me upside the head hard today. I figured it was getting close yesterday but today it's a definite.

Despite the fact that I got plenty of sleep, I woke up pissy. I did NOT want my husband to come loving up on me while I was making breakfast and, honestly, I didn't miss him after I went back to bed.

After my nap, we were watching Deep Impact. A movie I've seen countless times. Suddenly, I'm tearing up and bawling at all the good bye scenes. The scene where the girl is running after the boy as he leaves for safety on the bus? Yeah, if I hadn't wanted to look like a total goofball in front of my husband, I'd've been bawling my eyes out. "No, Leo! Don't go!!"

Chris came home with a note saying he didn't finish his spelling work so the teacher sent home the paper for homework. No paper in the backpack. No problem. I call the teacher, get the words, find Chris' writing tablet and set him down to finish it.

While I'm doing this, the fire-breathing Bitch Monster rears her destructive don't-you-look-at-me-like-that-or-I'll-rip-you-to-pieces head. I give my husband fair warning and he already responds like I'm bitching at him. Bubba, you ain't seen nothin' yet. I told him that I wasn't trying to come across as bitching at him & that I was honestly trying to give him fair warning. He understood and said he'd stay out of my way. I said, "While simultaneously doing the impossible by knowing what I want you to do and doing it without my having to ask." Two minutes later, he's out poop scooping. Good husband.

"And you," I said, rounding on my son, "do not ask me any questions you already know the answers too." A favorite past time of his. I sat him down to start his homework.

The thing is, that while Bitch Monster is chewing her way through the carnage (i.e., bitching someone out), the cool & calm inner self is flinching at what I just said & cautioning against what I'm about to say. The outer self, though, is registering what I'm being told but really doesn't care to hear about half of it.

Hopefully, everyone will survive the night with minimal scarring. Where's my frickin' Pamprin!?!

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HAHA - I'VE JUST SEEN THIS IN THE PMS DIARY, YO! I WAS WONDERING WHO WROTE IT! YOU TOTALLY HAVE A WELL-TRAINED HUBBY, YO!

[PUCKStar|0 likes] [|reply]

LOL. I get this way. I think I have a backwards pms. I wasn't so annoyed before my period. I' like this after the period.

[.love.struck.|0 likes] [|reply]

[ddfrogerStar|0 likes] [|reply]

sure, just keep justifying your legacy of trashing everything in sight and killing what precious little is beautiful in this world

and when the dregs of hyper-white consumerist culture congeals into a pile of fetid blandness, ima rub your nose into it

[Sypha Belnades|0 likes] [|reply]

Oh do I know what you mean and am I glad I don't have any kids to deal with during it. LoL Hope the Pamprin helps you out and you don't kill anyone before morning.

How old is your son?

[Moonlight Sonata|0 likes] [|reply]

pretty high words for a cracka to say

"I support racial equality but DON'T MAKE ME FEEL BAD"

[Sypha Belnades|0 likes] [|reply]

aw why'd you make your previous comment private? you're no fun XP

[Sypha Belnades|0 likes] [|reply]

well flash on you and your mama too for ruining my fun!

[Sypha Belnades|0 likes] [|reply]

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