A more sophisticated entry is on the way, but while we wait...
The Bucket List. Place an X by all the things you've done and remove the X from the ones you have not, then send it to your friends.
Things you have done during your lifetime:
() Gone on a blind date
() Gave blood
too weak. I'd pass out.
(x) Skipped school
() Watched someone die
what the fuck?
() Been to Canada
() Been to Mexico
() Been to Florida
() Been to Hawaii
(x) Been on a plane
() Been on a helicopter
(x) Been lost
(x) Gone to Washington, DC
() Ridden in a police car
() Hugged a homeless person
Yes, this is what I NEED to do!
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Swam with stingrays
unintentionally, mind you. Scary.
() Been sailing in the ocean
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
Not an accomplishment, per se
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
On a side note, how can "recently" be on a bucket list? "Oh, I'm about to die. But first I must have recently colored with crayons!"
() Ran a marathon
ew.
(x) Sang Karaoke
() Volunteered at a soup kitchen
(x) Paid for a meal with coins only
haha, I did it to annoy my friend that was working.
() Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch
() Seen the northern lights
() Been para sailing
() Been on TV
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
wow.
(x) Made prank phone calls
() Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose & elsewhere
the "& elsewhere" part is disturbing...
() Fed a Giraffe
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) Fired a gun
(x) Danced in the rain
() Been to the opera
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
() Serenaded someone
That's an awkward past tense.
() Seen a US President in person
() Been kissed under the mistletoe
(x) Watched the sunrise with someone
() Driven a race car
(x) Been to a National Museum
(x) Been to a wax museum
() Eaten caviar
(x) Blown bubbles
() Gone ice-skating
(x) Gone to the movies
Yes, little old 90-year-old me, in the 2080's, never been to the movies.
() Been deep sea fishing
(x) Driven across the United States
() Been in a hot air balloon
() Been sky diving
() Gone snowmobiling
() Lived in more than one country
(x) Lay down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets
(x) Seen a falling star and made a wish
() Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser
(x) Seen the Grand Canyon
() Seen the Statue of Liberty
() Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle
() Been on a cruise
(x) Traveled by train
() Traveled by motorcycle
(x) Been horse back riding
() Ridden on a San Francisco CABLE CAR
EXTREME CABLE CAR!!!
(x) Been to Disneyland/Disney world
() Been in a rain forest
(x) Seen whales in the ocean
() Been to Niagara Falls
() Ridden on an elephant
() Swam with dolphins
() Been to the Olympics
() Walked on the Great Wall of China
() Been to Mount Rushmore
() Saw and heard a glacier
() Been spinnaker flying
() Been water-skiing
() Been snow-skiing
() Been to Westminster Abbey
() Been to Stone Henge
() Been to the Louvre
() Swam in the Mediterranean
() Been to a Major League Baseball game
(x) Been to a National Football League game
() Swam with sharks
(x) Been White Water Rafting
() Written a book or screen play
() Been to a Tournament of Roses Parade
(x) Lived in more than one state
() Become a parent
ewno.
() Been Bungee Jumping
(x) Been to Vegas
(x) Been to a minor league baseball game
() Worked on a political campaign
() Been to the top of the World Trade Center or Empire State Building
Um.
(x) Ridden a Subway
() Been to your High School Reunion
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