HAIR
1. What colour hair do you have? Right now a faded purple and pink. Time to dye it.
2. Is it short, medium or long? Medium.
3. Do you plan to grow it out? No, I should probably get it cut again.
4. Is it greasy right now? Not too much.
5. Did you do anything to your hair today? Put a hat on top of it.
6. When's the next time you'll wash it? Maybe later today or tomrrow.
7. Have you dyed it before? Yes.
8. Do you want to? If so, what colour? The next color scheme is going to be turquois and pink.
9. Is your hair wavy or straight or curly? Nappy.. why isn't that an option?
10. Have you ever crimped your hair? Not successfully. Hah.
FOREHEAD
1. Do you like it? Yeah, it's not to big on me.
2. Are there any pimples on it? At the moment, no.
3. Do you have a lightning shaped bolt scar on it? Bah, no.
EYEBROWS
1. Do you like them? Eh, not too much.
2. Do you pluck them? No, I'm a pansy.
3. If not, will you one day? No, I'll probably get them waxed again, eventually.
4. ..are they hairy? They are bushy right now. In an all natural kind of way.
5. Do you have a unibrow or barely any eyebrows at all? Neither.
EYES
1. What colour eyes do you have? Blue. With a little brown freckle in the left one.
. Would you change the colour? Nope.
3. Have you ever tried coloured contacts? Want to.
4. Did you know wearing coloured contacts would give you a higher risk of going blind? Sure it could. /rolls eyes
5. Are your eyes big or small? I think they are about medium.
6. What do you wish it to be? A little bigger. I have a thing for doe eyes.
7. Do you have double eyelids or single eyelids? Uhh. I don't get this question.
8. Do you decorate them everyday with eyeshadow and eyeliner? Post a picture of your eye with or without makeup here: Not everyday. And fuck you, I don't have a camera at the moment.
LASHES
1. Are they long or short? Medium.
2. Do you use mascara to extend their length? Yeah.
3. Do you ever bat your eyelashes to flirt with people? Haha, guilty.
EARS
1. Do you have a hearing aid? No.
2. How many piercings do you have on them? Do you want more? Two in each ear. I wouldn't mind a couple more.
3. Do you think you're going deaf soon? No.
4. How loud is your music? I'm not listening to music...
NOSE
1. Is it pointy? No.
2. Or is it like Victor Krum's nose? *googles Victor Krum* Uhhh, no.
3. Do you have blackheads on it? Yeah, sure.
4. Do you want to talk about your nose hairs? Uhm, they do their job to keep stuff out of my lungs.
LIPS
1. How many people have touched you with their own lips? Lots. My entire family + most of my friends (I made all of them kiss me at one point in highschool. I was weird, okay?) + Almost everyone I've dated.
2. Are they currently chapped right now? No, I make sure to keep chapstick handy.
3. Do you bite it frequently? Yes.
4. Do you use any products on it other than chap stick? If so, what? Lipstick on occasion, and gloss, too.
5. Are they really plump or thin? Medium and well balanced.
6. Grossest thing they have ever touched? I think I was dared to kiss the bottom of a shoe once...
CHIN
1. Do you have a cleft chin like Demi Lovato does? Nope.
2. Are you going to grow a beard on it? Nope.
3. Do you rest your chin on your hands often? Most of the time.
4. Would you rather have pimples on your chin or forehead? Chin. I don't like, them on my forehead.
NECK
1. Is it long or short? I don't know.
2. Is it clean? Sure.
3. Is it warm? Yes.
4. Is there something around it? Currently or frequently? Just a necklace, and it's been on everyday since I got it.
5. Would you ever slit your throat? No.
6. Put your fingers on your throat and swallow - how does it feel? Like I'm swallowing... ?!
SHOULDERS
1. Are they broad? Or petite? They are in the middle.
2. Do you like people leaning on them? I don't mind.
3. Do you often cover these? Sure.
4. Do you like massages given to this area? Yeah.
5. Do you carry a backpack to school? Is your backpack heavy? Sometimes when I'm in school.
ARMS
1. Are they long? Yes.
2. Did you know that your arms can tell you your height? WTF?
3. Do they hurt right now? Nope.
HANDS
1. Are they small or big? Big.
2. Did you know that if you put both of your fists together it shows you the size of your brain? Uhhhm. You need to get your facts straight.
3. Can you read palms? I know some of the basic lines.
4. Do you know which one is your life line? Describe it. It's the long one that goes all the way across your hand.
5. Do you know which one is your love line? Describe it. It's the long one that starts under your pinkie, I think.
6. What's the third line? It's something like the fate line. I'm probably wrong on this.
7. Do you wear gloves/mittens during winter? Yes please.
8. Grossest thing it has touched? Any kind of shit. Especially ferret shit.
9. Do you crack your knuckles? Yes.
FINGERS
1. Are they long and thin or short and stubby? Long.
2. Are your fingernails girly-like or boy-like? Girly at the moment.
3. Are they painted? Nope.
4. Do you need to cut them? Yes.
5. Do you bite them? No.
6. Have you ever played with finger puppets? Yes.
7. Have you ever watched Salad Fingers? No...
8. Do they automatically curl inwards when you try to straighten them? Nope, they actually curve the other way, like backwards. I'm double jointed in all of them including my thumb.
9. Last letter your finger has touched: b.
BACK
1. Do you slouch all the time? Yes.
2. Last person you carried on your back? No clue. I have a bad back, so it wouldn't be a good idea if I did that.
3. Do you like people hugging from behind? Yes.
4. Did you know if you damage your spinal cord, it could paralyze you? Of course.
BOOBS
1. Do you feel comfortable answering these questions? You can skip if you want to. I think I can handle it, thanks.
2. Are they big or small? Big
3. Do you ever wear water bras or bras that increase your size? No need to.
4. Do you even wear a bra? Yes.
5. Do you wear a bra to sleep? Why or why not? Yes because I'm lazy, and I do't like the way it feels when I don't have one on. They weigh too much.
6. Do you think sleeping with a bra is good for your breasts? It's not bad for them. So I don't think it matters.
7. Do you show a lot of cleavage? Or do you not have much to show? Depends on the shirt I'm wearing. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
8. Would you ever do breast-feeding? Do it? I'll do it one day, I'm sure.
9. Has anyone else touched them other than yourself, family members? My mom when she was helping me bra shop, and people I've dated.
10. What colour bra do you have one right now? Black with purple lace and white skulls.
STOMACH
1. Is it huge? No, although sometimes I think it is.
2. When you sit, does it happen to have a roll of fat? Yes, and everyone has it no matter how skinny they are.
3. Is it hairy? I have a happy trail.
4. What's your belly button like? It's a pretty deep inny.
5. Would you ever get a belly button piercing? No.
6. Is it warm right now? Yes
HIPS
1. Do your hips lie? STUPID.
2. Do you know where that song was from? Who sang it? Shakira, and again STUPID.
3. Can you sway them? Most people can... Yes.
VAJAYJAYYYY
1. Do you have your period yet? Otherwise, when will your next period come? Next month.
2. Do you use tampons or pads? Why? Tampones.
3. Have you ever used a female condom? Would you ever use one? No, and I won't ever need to. *points to slef* Gaaay.
4. Are you a virgin? Techincally.
5. Have you ever fingered yourself? Haaaaaaaaaaaah.
6. Do you shave down there? Shave.
BUTT
1. Are they big or small? Small. =/
2. Did you know if you sit on them too much, they grow bigger? I am so sick of these 'did you know' questions. They are DUMB.
3. Is it smooth like a babies butt? Nope.
4. Do you hate it when you get injections here? I don't like it there, 'cuz I can't watch it. I'm weird, I have to watch when they do it.
THIGHS
1. Let me guess, they are called 'thunder thighs'? Sometimes as a joke.
2. How do you slim down your thighs? Never even worried about it. They are big, but that's mostly muscle. I was a dancer.
3. Did you know crossing your legs makes your thigh larger? UUUUUUUUUUUGGGHH.
4. Have you ever stabbed something into your thigh? Yes.
5. Are you currently wearing stockings for this season? Not at the moment.
CALVES
1. Are they muscular? Yeah, my calves have barely any fat on them, it's always been that way.
2. Do you know what they are biologically called? Nope.
3. Do you go running? Ew, no.
4. Do you think that running makes your calves fatter? More muscluar, I suppose more mass on them, some people would consider fatter.
5. Do you hate them? Nope.
6. Are they long or short? Long.
7. Do they look good in boots? Sure.
8. Are they currently dry due to winter? Yes.
9. Overall, do you shave your legs? How often? I shave them, and whenever I feel like it or decide I want to wear something where they'll be showing.
ANKLE
1. Have you ever sprained it? Twisted, but not sprained.
2. Is the sides of your ankle all dried up? No... ?
FEET
1. Do you have an athlete's foot? No.
2. What's your shoe size? Depending on the brand anywhere from 8 - 11.
3. Are you wearing anything right now? My heely's and socks.
4. Do you walk around the house barefoot or what? Barefoot.
5. Is the arch of your feet high or low? It's about average.
6. Does it currently stink right now? No.
7. What's your favourite pair of shoes? Anything with heels. I can't wear them, so I don't have any like that. =/ Oh, but do I want them.
8. Have you ever done a foot massage? To someone else? Yeah.
9. Are your toe nails painted? No.
10. Have you ever stepped onto shit/piss barefoot? Yes.
11. Does it currently stink? How many times are you going to ask?! No.
OVERALL
1. Which body part do you like the most? Eyes.
2. Which body part do you hate the most? Belly.
3. Which body part recently hurted? Hurted? Really? /sigh My legs, I've been getting growing pains.
4. Which body part did you last scratch? My nose. |
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