"Did you know that there are people in the world
annoyed with all the other people in the world?
And of all these angry people in the world
I am the angriest boy."
How do you not only have the time to fully complete a video game, secrets and all, but to write a step-by-step guide to be published for free on the internet at no profit to you, and still manage to make some kind of effin' picture of flames or something out of words and numbers on the first page? Whoever did that...that guy definitely smokes weed.
So. I had a moment of moral conflict tonight. My grandma had put the coffee, filter, and water in the coffee maker so she could just turn it on tomorrow, but I wanted coffee tonight. So she said I had to set everything back up for in the morning. Opportunity knocks. I've been playing practical jokes on my grandmother since I was a kid. It's a part of daily life almost. a couple weeks ago I put a rubber band around the handle of the sprayer on the back of the sing, and she turned the water on and got soaked. didn't get mad. just calmly went and changed. I laughed so hard. Well, my idea tonight was to get some weed, grind it up really fine, and put it in the coffee then wake up to her reading her bible, giggling and saying "There's alot of cuss words in the bible!"
It was time for a showdown. Me vs. The Other. Something like good vs. evil. Good Aaron vs. Bad Aaron. Who won, you ask?
I did not put weed in the coffee.
I put laxative in the coffee.
One non-refundable ticket to hell please.
That is all. Tonight's Dick Move of the Evening was brought to you in part by Hot Pockets. And the letter F. |
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