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How to spend $1,000 in a week.
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It's actually not too bad. It's spongy, and if you slice it thin and fry it, it almost has the texture of slightly overcooked scrambled egg. It doesn't TASTE like that, but like....the edges of a diner omelette, that's how i would best describe it.
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[unusual_gem_appeared]
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How to spend $1,000 in a week.
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Also if it makes you feel better, there was a bump on harley's back, about the size of a flat nickel. Nothing extreme. I looked at it and it wasn't a tick, and it was skin colored. So I was like ALRIGHT PIMPLE. I tried to pop said pimple. He didn't complain so I'm like whatever it don't hurt. GO FOR EET.
Not a pimple.
Swelled up to the size of like, a small golf ball.
It's been almost two weeks. It shrunk down to original size now.
ASK ME HOW AWFUL I FELT?
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[Jessica ]
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How to spend $1,000 in a week.
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Being vegetarian wouldn't mean that you have to give up cheese. Straight veg = no meat. I mean, you might consider ditching cheese if it makes you feel like a hypocrite, but cutting out dairy is really only necessary if you up your ante toward veganism.
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[girlsetsfire]
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whoooa
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These people are such bags of fucking tard. I can't even with his family.
How did you get the one semi-logical person in the bunch?
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[Jessica]
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Bedtime Olympics
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Thanks, bb. I just get OH SO FUCKIN' TIRED of chasing people. I know what I'm worth, and it isn't this.
The only thing I'm interested in chasing this evening is a shot of tequila after rehearsal.... cuz I done earned that shit!
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[wotanslieb]
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Bedtime Olympics
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Oh lawd. I can relate. When PJ and I first started dating, nights at his house were spent struggling for bed space with two medium-sized dogs. Then we got a house together, and suddenly the poor queen sized mattress was filled with two humans, three dogs (two medium and one large) and three cats. After a few nights of having zero covers and hours spent dozing in contorted positions I said no more and now the bed is a pet-free zone.
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[.Kismet.]
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Bedtime Olympics
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not with all of this, but i certainly identify. josh can't seem to understand why i need to get comfortable and pull up extra blankets before sophie jumps up and twirls herself around 80 times making a nest.
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[girlsetsfire]
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United Airlines can suck it
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I could have told you that United is the worst company since the history of ever. As someone who had to work with them on a regular basis I can honestly tell you I wouldn't even trust their airplanes to stay in the air. Let alone fly on one myself.
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[Jessica]
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Witchery and divination
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So, i was gonna text you but then opted to just do it here, this way it's public lol. SO! You want a reading but aren't quite sure how to go about it, well, first of all you can ask the cards anything at all, INCLUDING yes or no questions. I do not advise you ask yes or no questions, because all things are always subject to change. At that very moment you ask, the answer might be yes, but then you do or say something the following day that turns that yes into a no. Butterfly effect, essentially. The phrasing of your questions matter only somewhat. For example, instead of asking the cards "Is traffic gonna suck today?" try asking "What should i be aware of this morning?" you might pull the knight of wands in reverse, which indicates movement delays, which one could easily attribute to traffic. You can also use the cards as a form of guided meditation, to get a really deep look into yourself, or your shadow self. The most frequent spread i do for people is one that i've developed to determine someone's true intentions in your life. Is your boss a dick like half of the time but then overly nice the other half? Did you just meet a person you're kind of interested in but they're acting sort of weird and you can't quite put your finger on what they're really thinking? Ask the cards, we'll sort them AND their ulterior motives out! There's essentially no limit to what you can ask, so if and when you're ready just let me know and i'll pull some out for ya 
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[unusual_gem_appeared]
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