with my headphones i'd rather listen to:
time: 5:30 pm
channel: Fox Broadcasting System
program: Malcolm in the Middle
ignoring: Apartment E
violation: woman is yelling at her boyfriend on her bluetooth, at a voice level of 10
conclusion: i'd rather listen to Malcolm get screamed at by his mother for being a peeping tom, then listen to why this women's bf keeps walking by her window
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time: 6:30 pm
channel:Animal Planet
program: Planet's Best: Brown Hyenas
ignoring: Apartment A & E
violation: kids running loudly up & down the stairs.
conclusion: i'd rather watch a stampede of hyenas because at least they can't talk while they run.
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time: 7 pm
channel:NBC
program:Dr. Phill
ignoring: Apartments C & E
violation: couples fighting/arguing
conclusion: i'd rather watch couples fighting on dr. phil because he has a whole crowd to cheer for him, whereas i have my cats, when he calls secrurity to tame things down.
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time: 9 pm
channel: History channel
program:Pawn Stars
ignoring: Apartment B & E
violation: apartment B cursing about a bathroom water leak, from apartment E
conclusion: i'd rather listen to the pawn stars cursing out a customer because pros like them always look better than rowdy neighbors, when trying to initimdate people
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time: 10 pm
channel: Bravo
program: The Housewives of Orange County (re-run)
ignorning: Apartment J
violation: voicing their conversation too loud, about how their friend hooked up with a fourteen year-old.
conclusion: would rather watch an older man with lots of money (Jeff), date a younger girl who's really gorgeous (Gretchen), than listen to my homely neighbor talk about doing the same thing
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