Things I asked an eightball this week:
Will the person on the plane be middle sized? Enough to not take up my arm rest?
ANSWER: OUTLOOK GOOD
Will the class I don't want to take but have to , be filled up?
ANSWER: CAN'T PREDICT NOW
Will the guy I don't want to go on a date with to this party not try and kiss me when we leave?
ANSWER: YES
Will my cats pee in their cat carrier more than twice on the airplane ride?
ANSWER: CANNOT PREDICT NOW After the party:
Will I fall asleep and not wake up till I have to at 6am , so I make my flight?
ANSWER: OUTLOOK GOOD