john was drunk as crap when he signed me up for this...i just took it
as a complement. i think john likes sundresses and i just happened to
be wearing one. but john texted me back when i asked if he was serious
about me coming to his wedding and also i was more friends with amanda,
but it didn't matter. he me asked if i wanted to bring someone along,
and i thought i probably should. but i thought i'd find someone in a
double-breasted suit so i opted out. i came alone and hoped to avoid noisy james (math teacher next door at patterson high).
so
we went to george's afterwards where "alexander" and i had more wine
and i was toasting with God knows who...all i know is that at some point
i turned around looking for one of my friends who wasn't gay
and i asked them to take care of me because i sure enough wasn't driving
home, i even gave him my keys. and "alexander" kept repeating
things like "im picking you to raise my 14 kids because you have plenty
of energy"...and i don't know if it was divine intervention or what but i
haven't gotten (my ----) ever since.
man. we went upstairs because they were all depending on me to give them a ride to john and amandas (they were the ones getting
married)'s house and i was all for it because it was huge and i wanted
to see every last corner of it. but then of course you know "alexander"
wanted to get physical and i tried all the "im a reborn christian", "im
living with someone right now" thing, but he just let all the barriers
slide. i guess i try my hand at a southern accent when i get around
someone else who is...but i lived up to my excuse. i think the finale
was when i said i was gonna throw up all over him...and i really was..
well
anyway...i tried not to think about it while i was on my run the next
morning, i even got up early. he asked me to come over and i just kept
thinking "im seeing my parents in two days for the fourth of july"...i
got back to him too late. i was hoping he had a plane flight or
something, but it turns out he was staying over for another day. so i
just filled up my time with other things, like re-caulking along my
bathtub, and taking flower seeds that looked like roses, next door to
Janice. "alexander" left the next day, even though i texted him in the
afternoon sometime, like around 11, saying that "yeah, sure lets get
together". i crossed my fingers that he wouldn't and so he never wrote
me back. guess i'll just have to find a beach bum down here by the
jettys (down here all the way in florida)....
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