So I guess I'm supposed to be cordial to the guy who lives up above who leaked water for five days into my home and flooded the place, but I'd rather swim through my flood searching for all the things I need: the BREATH OF AIR I've held in too long thinking it'd be a snap and a jump before my insurance cleared it for the contractors to come out and start thumping away with their hammers; the BUBBLES of champagne I'm paddling towards to get my head floating and not my chairs; and the hot SWIMMER willing to get his HANDS WET to help me clean up rotted wood. FYI:IGNORE THE CHEAPER OVERHEAD OF A CONDO FOR A HOUSE...Disclaimer: If any of these photographs are yours and you would like them taken down please let me know |
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