month of: april
april.5: i went to an open mic called Artichoke Haircut and i
…chickened out of reading at it after i had eggs (plastic Easter ones) thrown at me before i got up to read; i took it as a bad oman
april.12: i saw the hunger games and i
….wanted to move to alaska so i could have the excuse of
wearing a visor and changing the night to day like the Capitol did
during the games
april.13-22: i read a book called the Chrysalids and i
…stared at my kindergartener’s hand with the pencil in it
believing that i could telepathically make it move to finish his
homework
april.15: i listened to Goyte sing on Saturday Night Live and i
…wanted to get records back from my ex- & change my number; all so that he would miss me as “Someone (He) Used to Know”.
april.21: i watched 1.5 seasons of breaking bad and i
….forgave myself for pouring salt instead of sugar into a
cookie recipe after i saw jesse pinkman screw up 2 batches of crystal
methylene
april.24: i saw a preview for the film The Sound of My Voice and i…
…wanted to have a slumber party & play pin-the-tail on
the donkey so i could feel what its like to be in a hospital gown and in
a basement cult
april.25: for free time i let my kindergartdeners build a fort and i….
…reminded myself that in 3rd world countries a family of 5
actually live like this, to get my mind off of spending $1200/mnth for
my 700 sq ft