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by starbukzgurl

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Elephants and Acorns

10/28/2015

I had many fans requesting my excellence to write another play, so I will do just that. I hope you enjoy. Feel free to leave any feedback you feel would improve my gift of writing.

Characters:
Rasputia: A sophisted southern belle straight from Tennessee
Emily: A trouble-maker from the wrong side of town
Trap Dawg: Drug dealer with a super trendy name
Morgan Freeman: Narrator of the story

Scene 1
Setting: Rasputia's father's mansion

Rasputia: I've finished my homework! What are we going to do today, Emily?

Emily: I have an idea.

Rasputia: What is it?!

Emily: Drugs.

Rasputia: I don't know if that's such a good idea, Emily..

Emily: It is. I do them all the time. That is why I'm so happy.

Rasputia: Well okay! If you say so!

Emily: We have to go for a long, treacherous journey to my side of town.

Rasputia: My father says that we should never travel to your side of town!

Emily: He is wrong. Come with me.

Scene 2
Setting: Emily's side of town

Rasputia: Wow, Emily! There sure is a lot of gun violence and sex trafficking here!

Emily: Stop being judgemental. If it weren't for the business around here, my parents would be out of a job.

Rasputia: I guess you're right! So where do we get the drugs?!

Emily: Follow me.

Scene 3
Setting: Trap house

Trap dawg: That'll be $180.

Emily: It's a good thing your parents are rich, Rasputia. This stuff doesn't come cheap. I'm thankful for our friendship.

Rasputia: So glad I could help!

Scene 4
Setting: Behind dumpster at McDonald's after taking drugs

Rasputia: Is this normal? I'm seeing elephants clothed in the finest silk.

Emily: You're such a beginner. I'm seeing shapes of acorns floating around in many shades of purple.

Rasputia: Why are the acorns purple?

Emily: Why are the elephants wearing silk?

Narrator: They smoked weed one time and this is their life. Inform your children at young ages, preferably 5, about the dangers of smoking marijuana. You will hallucinate and proabably die. There have been many instances of this and will be many more in the future.

*Audience Applause*

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