Shaking my head at the absense of sense...giving me a h

02/06/2009

Ok so I'm confused. Why is it that lots of guys are so confused?? I know I'm not a saint, but I do know that I'm more likely to want to have sex if I'm in a relationship then if its just someone to fuck. Now I'm not saying I didn't have fuck buddies, I've had a few. What I'm saying is why bellyache about not getting laid. There is a guy I know, lives in Bluefield, who has been hounding me for sex for a while and I'm just not interested today. And he says he's desperate and what not. Ok now that was his first mistake. Being desperate is not going to make me take pity on you, it is going to make me wonder if you're that desperate then you've probably been this desperate before and fucked the first girl who walked by and said yes. Ew! So I say, you can't get laid because thats all you want. And he's like no I want more. And here I am slapping myself in the forehead wondering wtf ever possessed me to take on the duty of explaining common fucking knowledge to someone with a penis. But alas I tried, i was like guys are so slow. And he's like slow how. And i was like you know if you dated a girl, was sweet, treated her right and what not your chances of getting laid by a girl who hasn't fucked half of the city are pretty good. Now I'm sure this isn't all girls, some would just love to date and not fuck, and some want to fuck and not date. But apparently he's not finding any of them sooooooo why not just take the extra step and leave the sex conversation for when its more appropriate. Like when she's molesting you while you're watching a movie or something. IDK, I just get so aggravated when a guy comes to me and says that he can't get laid. Then he says but he wants something serious to but wants to get laid. I'm like well what do you want more?? To fuck one girl all the time or a different girl everynight and gamble with your chances that she has crabs? Another thing. A condom is not a question, its a fucking given. Use it. I don't know where your dick has been, but I know the first time we fucked you weren't a virgin which means your dick has been in another chick or dude for all I know. And if you asked me if you had to use a condom, I'm sure you asked them too which means there is a chance you fucked someone without a condom. Do you know if you're contaminated??? You might not, it might not have set in yet. Wear a fucking condom!!!!! Do not ask if I'd like to bring another girl in the bedroom even if I like being with girls. Why the hell would I want to share pussy with you? I'm sure if I said hey can I bring another guy over, and while he's licking my pussy I want you to suck his dick you'd probably freak the fuck out. So point made 2 ppl in the bedroom, unless its something that when you asked would you ever do a threesome and she's like hell yeah and I know this really hot chick who'd love to join us. That's it! Don't push your luck, you might go from one girl to none. That's 2 less then you wanted isn't it. When the random question how many girls have you slept with comes up you don't need to give me the details. I don't want to know your age, her age and how fucking good she was. I don't want to know if she sucked you off in the produce cooler while ya'll worked at the local grocery. That just reinforces the reasons why I feel compelled to wash and rewash my produce. If ya'll fucked in the exact seats we're sitting in at the movie theatre don't tell me. I don't want to have to think about set in stains alright. If you ask me how many guys I've slept with and you think the number is too high remember that you still have the urge to get into my pants, insinuating I'm a whore won't win you any brownie points and on top of that just because you think I'm a whore and that I've slept with too many guys doesn't mean I'm willing to add you too the list. Never assume you're irreplacable. Being in a relationship is like being a fry cook at a fast food place, there's always someone willing to do the same amount of work you do for half the pay.