For real. They hurt like a bitch, and have been since Sunday night. ANYways. My apologies to anyone who didn't want to know that.
So, the fucking vertical blue line on the EPT almost faded completely away by 4 PM. And Daniel being male and all, I wasn't sure if he could decipher it. So around 5 I peed on the second stick (yes, it was +) and wrapped them up in this light yellow wrapping paper. I hid them in the kitchen until the time was right.
The PLAN was, to give him the gift over dinner. But NOOOOO I'm a big mouth and couldn't wait. Plus, he had errands to do (one of them was for me) that I wasn't aware of all of them, so it took him till 6:30 to get home. SIX THIRTY!!! That's like, FOREVER!!! So, he came home and I told him I had something for him. I handed the little package to him and he starts messing with it, without opening it. I'm about ready to burst with excitement and I just have this huge grin on my face that I can't hide. So I tell him, "OPEN IT, GODDAMNIT!" So he slooowly (what an ass, right?) opens one end, and peeks inside. He gets this grin from ear to ear and says, "Is it?" I tell him to OPEN IT ALREADY!! And he rips off the paper, sees the plus signs and knows exactly what they mean. He was so happy! He picked me up and gave me this big hug. Then he just kind of stared at me with a weird look on his face. I know he has always wanted this. Now he walks around calling me pregnant lady or rubbing my belly. Which is weird, cause it's just fat, not baby.
I told a few friends that knew we were TTC, and they were elated. I'm so glad it didn't take me the whole 6 months to a year like it does on average for other couples. It did take FIVE months, but I guess it was worth the wait. This is the month Daniel came home from ND, got a good job, and we can move by the end of next month. I guess the Universe said, "It's not time." Lol. Okay, I don't really believe in a talking universe, I'm just being weird.
OH! My Mother in law! I guess she is mad at me. When we were at David's birthday, we had a pinata, but no blindfold. I was TEASING and I said to Kelly, "Hey, let me use your bra." She's furious with me for making that comment because I was supposedly "making fun of how small her boobs were". Whoa, what?? I honestly have never looked at her assets, and never planned on it. If I were making a stab at her breast size, I would have made her a fucking t-shirt that said, "itty bitty titty comittee" or some shit. Oh, and I left the party for FIVE minutes to get a bottle of water. I felt sick from the heat! I DGAF that she's mad, I care that she is talking shit to my boyfriend, his nephew, and his dad. I'm not going through another relationship to where I try and impress the mom. Nope. She can fuck herself, because that it some IMMATURE shit to spread about me. I am SO GLAD that Daniel isn't a Mama's boy, or even really likes his mom. Although he did tell me to apologize to keep the peace, and well, he must not know me that well. I won't apologize unless I am wrong. I don't feel I am wrong here. She can get off her fucking soapbox.
Oh, and David's bus came FOUR fucking minutes early today. We get there two minutes early so he doesn't have to deal with neighborhood kids, so we missed it. At least both the cars are working now so I was able to throw the kids in the Blazer and get his ass to school before the bell rang. Anyone who has a kid that they put on the bus KNOWS that four minute might as well be an house "bus-stop" time. What the fuck was the driver thinking!? I can understand one minute... TWO max, but FOUR! Do you know how many kids get to the bus by themselves! I hope no one else missed it and is home alone.
Anyways... that's all. Oh, I got a D on my Anthropology test, bringing my 100% down to an 87%. It's frustrating, but I have plenty of time to bring it back up. I hope to improve my grade with my mad writing skillz. Ha.
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