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01/18/2009

The Seven Deadly Sins Survey.

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WRATH.

1. Who did you last get angry with? A customer.

She was yelling at me because she was lost & wouldn't let me get a word in! Then accused me of trying to lead her to an "invisible restaurant." What an idiot!

2. What is your weapon of choice? My boobs.

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?Hell yeah! If they had it coming absolutely.

4. How about of the same sex? No way. Ha ha. Because the fight wouldn't end after we duked it out. There would be never-ending gossipy, backstabbing nonsense the rest of my life.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Who knows. Nobody says it out loud anymore.

6. What is your pet peeve? Oh goodness. Stupid people.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Oh absolutely. I really try not to. But it's slightly inevitable.

SLOTH.

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't? Eesh. Read my bible. I've gotten better about it recently. Giving even just 5 minutes to God during the day makes such a difference in the way I feel.

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? One summer I slept in until like 3 in the afternoon everyday. Ha ha.

3. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I didn't set an alarm this morning! I didn't have worship team so I didn't have to be at church until 10:30 as opposed to 7:00.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made? You know, I'm a little more harsh about it. If I don't feel like going anywhere, I'll just tell you. lol.

5. When was the last time you got in a good workout?

6. Have you ever said that you would do something but then didn't? LOL. yes. My thank-you cards from my wedding. Eeeesh!

GLUTTONY.

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? ...my what?

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? White.

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Halloween 3 years ago... blaaaggghhh. I have a 6-pack of smirnoff ice to myself before anyone else even got there. Then drank myself almost to death the rest of the night.

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No way. Dieting's for pussies.

5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy? Oh all of the above.

6. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought "lunch"? Um... No.

LUST.

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family): Lol. I don't know. I've never counted.

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family): Oh goodness. Tons. I did theatre, there's no time to be shy.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite gender? Yes. Lol. If a girl has a giant rack EVERYONE looks.

4. Have you "done it"? I'm married. So that's a definite yes.

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Ohh... Shoulders.

My husband has the best shoulders of all time.

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? LOL. No!

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? STD, no. Pregnancy, yes.

GREED.

1. How many credit cards do you own? 3. & I haven't used them in months because they are MAXED OUT. lol.

2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Frederick's of Hollywood. I love shopping for underwear!

3. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Oh rich for sure. I know I would do something retarded & have it on youtube. Probably a boob slip. lol.

4. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Oh yeah. No problem with that AT ALL.

5. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes. Guilty.

6. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Currently? On my ipod, like 3,000.

7. If you found a wallet on the ground, would you attempt to return it? Yeah! Losing your wallet sucks!

PRIDE.

1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of? I was the 2nd grade spelling bee champ!

2. Whats one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Both my parents are super stage-shy. So they're both really proud that I do theatre & sing & dance.

3. What things would you like to accomplish in your life? I want to go to medical school & wind up in either obstetrics/gynecology or pediatrics.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? No, not at all. Shoot if I make it in top 10 I'm thrilled.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Nope.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? I am a big fat kiss-ass to teachers. So yes.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of? I'm having a FABULOUS day today. I haven't gotten mad at one single thing!

ENVY.

1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Brian's car. It's a brand new honda accord. It really is an orgasmic piece of machinery.

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Oh I have no idea.

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Nobody. I'm fabulous.

4. Have you ever been cheated on? Sort of.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yeah. A different tummy would be nice.

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Coolness? Lol.

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