So whats going on with me. After a year of actually having my phone off my parents have only just noticed, doesn't it make you feel loved.....As much as chewing gum on your new shoes. Apparently I'm depressed according to my parents that haven't been in contact with me for a YEAR. I don't have a Phd in anything but I'm pretty sure that for an adequate diagnosis you actually have to see the freaking person. Although seeing as my folks said they won't visit who cares! The best thing is I was driving to meet the Mrs, they phoned. Now then welcome to who wants to be a crap parent? Question 1 You can't get in contact with your son do you:
a) Phone for a 15 minute period when your son is driving a car at 50mph. Then not bother for the rest of the day.
b) Write a letter asking him why doesn't he write and include the line "Sorry about the scribbles and mistakes but I'm watching dancing on ice"
c) Go and try to contact the Salvation Army claiming your son is depressed because he isn't writing to you. Ask the Salvo's to visit your son because quite frankly you couldn't be arsed organizing a return flight to Scotland for £80.
d) Ignore your son for a year, tell him at his brothers funeral that the reason for having a mobile phone is now gone despite the fact that the other son lives 400 miles away. Coupled with yelling out his wife's eating preferences to a packed room at the funeral reception. Plus telling your other son not to be a stranger despite the fact he has already been down four times that year.
e) Claim you've phoned and emailed despite the fact these messages have somehow disappeared into the ether. With no missed calls and no junk in my email boxes.
Just in case anyone needs a pointer my parents have done a,b,c,d and e.
Me depressed pfft. Anyhow signed a years lease on the house, the rental company being themselves decided to try and screw us out of £180. However we noticed this. Needless to say I kicked some ass this morning.
Have the dentist again tomorrow. Had a choice between yanking a tooth out or having root canal surgery. I went for the canal option. Apparently I'm wired up differently to most people as my mesial canals are either tiny or in the wrong place! I am a freak and deserve respect for it mwhahahaha. The dressing has to come off again tomorrow to check if she can get further down the tooth to pack the root. The tooth is dead anyway I just didn't want a massive gap at the back of my mouth where it used to reside.
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