Poor Ewwick. He's two for two on United Airlines fucking up his whole shit. The last time he flew this airline they fucking delayed his flight like 12 hours, IN ONE HOUR INCREMENTS. So he was basically fucked, sitting at the airport forever. Now, he's in Nashville, trying to get home and they've delayed his flight two hours so far. Eric's of the "fool me once" variety, and doesn't like being fooled twice, so when that shit happens hit the fuckin DECK. I feel bad for the poor son of a bitch behind the counter if they delay it another hour.
In either case i'm not thrilled, because now he doesn't get in until 1am and GUESS WHO GETS TO DRIVE 2 HOURS TO GO GET HIM. Whatevs, i'm gonna squish his face when he gets back. Darby gets to have a sleepover at Grandpa's house! He's a happy pooch, my dad will play fetch with him for HOURS. I literally packed Darby an overnight bag because i'm THAT DOG MOM. I mean...he has to have his bone and his duckie. And a can of food for breakfast. And his hedgehog, he loves his hedgehog.
In other news my Principles of Management Class is all but over, I just have to finish up a couple assignments and be done with it, which I'm very happy about because FUCK THIS TEACHER. I also have to crank out an informative speech at some point tomorrow so i have it ready for Tuesday. Faaack. Lol tomorrow i have plans to pamper myself. Its been a LONG. TIME. I'm getting a manicure and once i get home from that i'm refusing to even look at pants until the following morning.
OH! OH MY GOD I ALMOST FORGOT
you aint even
Yesterday's Dawn Word of the Day was "Tensive'"
I'll explain.
Our old co-worker Shannon left our job to be an RN at the local hospital. Shannon works on the Telemetry floor. I only know the word Telemetry is appropriate here because i just googled it. Otherwise, i am seemingly never able to remember this word. My brain refuses to remember it, whenever i try to think of it my brain says "telepathy" which is obviously not it. Yesterday's conversation with Dawn was as follows:
Dawn: What floor does Shannon work at over at the hospital?
Me: Ohhh...shit. I can never remember this stupid word, i always blank and want to say Telepathy but that's not it, it's....tele....fuck. It starts with a T, basically the Cardiac floor.
Dawn: starts with a t....
Me: i..FUCK. i can't remember.
Dawn: ..........tensive' care?
Me: ..........
Dawn: ............
Me: Do you mean INtensive care? Which starts with the letter i?
Dawn: ......oh.
hjgkvsn,efasdhgnkeqjbhgsdjngkjhgs THE FUCKIN TENSIVE' CARE UNIT
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