;-D

I don't mean to brag, but this isn't the first time someone has deleted their diary after an argument with me. Shitrox.

brag away. it's an achievement few of us have made.

you're clearly very very new to bloop. bloop forums are all about grammar. the faster you learn, the less rage you feel over it.

mmmkay

Did he call you 'pookie' when he finished, too?! GOOD GRAVY. MY HEART.

Oh. I'm not married... we're fine. Nothing to get worried over. Phew.

I love how this ended up mostly being about grammar. :-p

ABSOLUTELY, YO! THE DESTINATION OF ALL GREAT DRAMA THREADS! WE DON'T CARE ABOUT OUR HUSBANDS LEAVING US TO HAVE GAY AFFAIRS WITH ANONYMOUS BLOOPERS - WE CARE ABOUT WHETHER IT'S GRAMMATICALLY EXPRESSED, YO!

We are gifted at prioritising, yo! ;D

Isn't every written statement "grammatically expressed" regardless of correctness?

"I is the store going," while bad grammar, is still expressed.

DEPENDS WHETHER YOU'RE USING MEANING 1 OR MEANING 2 OF THE TERM 'GRAMMATICAL', YO:

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/grammatical

ALTHOUGH I'D ALSO SAY IT'S POSSIBLE TO HAVE A STATEMENT DEVOID OF GRAMMAR, SUCH AS IN TELEGRAMMATIC SPEECH, WITH NO SYNTAX. PEOPLE WITH BROCA'S APHASIA HAVE AGRAMMATICAL SPEECH. BUT YES, ON BLOOP, IT'S SIMPLY GRAMMAR NOT FOLLOWING THE ROOLZ! SO MEANING 2 OF GRAMMATICAL.

I love this community XD

Lol. Hell, who needs school when we have Bloopers to teach us our grammar? :D

Agreed!

I don't know how to tell you this (well, actually I do) but "I don't know how to tell you this but your husband is having an affair with me." is correct in every way: grammatically, dramatically and politically correctly. Now, if Lionel (for want of a better name) had said, "Your husband and me are having an affair," well, that would have been another kettle of stinking fish altogether. But he didn't. So it's not. It's all to do with subject/object, as I fully explain in my latest book 'Grammar for Gays'.
Anything else you would like to know? Call me.

Not to be a pain, but in order for it to be grammatically correct, I believe there should be a comma after "...tell you this, but..."

What I meant was that the comma should be inserted between "this" and "but" as I demonstrated above.

That is so very true. Hoist with my own petard. Or is it hoist on my own petard? What the hell is a petard anyway? Is petard even the correct word? I don't know.
And you're not a pain. But I am experiencing feelings of mild discomfort.

LMFAO! ;D

lol, i wonder what this person thinks now if they've read this over again? ;D

What person?

the original poster of course.

Ah. I think they would be proud of what they had achieved. Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.

Welll good luck with him. I am sure that one day he will crack and tell his wife.

Or you guys can still have affairs.

:)

If you immediately know the candle light is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago.