try waking up with THIS in your shower:
i cry. i can't stand them. it's a cave/camel cricket and it's the most disgusting creature in the world. get this, its only form of defense is to JUMP AT THREATS. so try getting in your shower with one of these little buggers and it actually JUMPS. AT. YOU. and onto your feet and legs and BLECK.
i feel like i'm going to be sick just looking at this picture. i've actually had nightmares about these things :[