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Funniest hair removal stories
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8 Jun 2009, 14:12
Lunar Sea
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This is a really timely thread! I just recently did something rather embarrassing removing hair!

I've not currently got any scissors in my house, largely because at various points I was using them for nefarious means and had to give them up. Now, this is all well and good in theory, but it meant that I hadn't been able to trim my pubic hair in a quite a while. I was getting rather self conscious about it and a little twitchy. I was desperate for an opportunity to trim.

So, when I found myself using a friend's shower one day, I remembered I'd given some of my old pairs of scissors to them - including my hair cutting scissors. Aha, thought I. This will be a perfect opportunity, and as they're my own scissors it won't even be strange and weird. I shall quickly trim and then have my shower.

There I go, snipping away, when I feel a slight pinch - just caught myself a little. Didn't hurt too much, so I didn't think twice about it.

Then I noticed I was bleeding. Apparently, the lips next to your vagina have a high bloodflow. Who'd have thought?

Naturally, I was far too embarrassed to tell the friend straight away - a guy, incidentally - and so carried on with my shower. That stung with many new levels of pain. I mean, how do you tell someone that you were trimming your pubes in their bathroom? I did eventually manage, just because when I got downstairs I was giggling too much and he kept asking why. Fortunately my friends and I have strange, unnaturally close relationships.
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9 Jun 2009, 01:03
ღ.Life With 3
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OUCH!! I have SO done that before though!! (though, in my own bathroom/shower! Lol)
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9 Jun 2009, 01:08
grunge.
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OH my gosh lol I am the type who would announce it and not care, hell I showed them my toe nail after it fell off from foot fungus!
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12 Jun 2009, 17:24
Lunar Sea
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I admire your fearless nature. XD
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13 Jun 2009, 04:27
grunge.
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I have a uniqueness about me, hell I have even shown my roommates my vibrator, anal beads and PORN! I don't know why, I get a joy out of disturbing people.
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13 Jun 2009, 20:48
ObsidianDreamer
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omg! I thought i was the only one that did that! ha ha ha! horrible HORRIBLE EXPEREINCE!
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9 Jun 2009, 00:26
grunge.
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So one time I was lighting a cigarette and I burnt off one of my eyebrows!
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9 Jun 2009, 06:39
Villy
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I don't really have embarrassing stories of my own, but my cousin had to go to the hospital after shaving once. She'd been really lazy about changing her blade, so it was SUPER dull. She was just pressing REALLY hard on her legs.

One day, my aunt's electric shaver broke, so she figured she'd just use my cousin's razor. When she discovered the dull blade, she replaced it, but never told my cousin. Next time my cousin went to shave her legs, she pushed down REALLY hard, and pulled up. Took a big chunk of her leg with it. I was living with them at the time, and was the only one home. We had to call my sister and have her come pick us up to take her to the ER.

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9 Jun 2009, 11:40
valerieeeee
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ewwwww! how bad was it?
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9 Jun 2009, 14:49
Tam I Am
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Holy crap! How bad did it wind up being?
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9 Jun 2009, 15:17
mixie
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Fearylynn's post reminded me of my own! Haha, guess I'd blocked it out of my memory.

I was a swimmer when I was younger, so we were used to 'dry shaving' if we'd forgotten and we were about to have a big race. One day I was probably 12 or 13 and I was on the phone with my friend. I figured, "I will just dry shave" because I didn't want to get off the phone. Except, I decided to use a spray bottle to wet my legs and use shaving cream. Being on the phone, I guess I wasn't paying attention, and ended up taking a strip of skin right off my shin. I had to pick it out of the razor. OWWW. My friend on the phone asks if I was dry shaving, and I said, "NO." LOL.
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9 Jun 2009, 19:33
Mami 2 ♥ 1
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haha when my sister was learning how to shave her arm pits. she was probably 11ish. she went to life her arm up over her head with the same hand she had the razor in and she grazed her hairline right about her forehead. hahahaha. she had this square lil spot of a shaved head. we all laughed our asses off i think she thought her hair was falling out. she was in tears.
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9 Jun 2009, 19:37
queenbutterfly
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I don't know why but this thread just grosses me out. ha ha.
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10 Jun 2009, 12:25
sumamen
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I don't know how funny this is but: last time I was waxing my eyebrows I took the hotwax out of the microwave and spilled it all over the counters. I tried to wipe it up with a paper towel, and now it looks like some kind of wallpaper..also I got the wax all over my fingers and they stuck together for a long period of time...I couldn't wash it off and when I tried to dry my hands the paper towels would stick to my fingers...I really looked like I was ready for halloween...hahaha
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12 Jun 2009, 17:25
Lunar Sea
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Oil. Baby oil, cooking oil, whatnot - this is the trick for removing wax. :D

Can you tell I've had similar escapades?
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11 Jun 2009, 18:45
Estella
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GOSH, HOW DULL. I HAVE NO FUNNY HAIR REMOVAL STORIES. I'VE USED WAX STRIPS, AND THEY TOTALLY MAKE ME BLEED, YO! LIKE ALL THE LITTLE PORES THAT THE HAIRS HAVE COME OUT OF START BLEEDING! AND THEN THE HAIRS GROW BACK ALL INGROWN. SO I DON'T WAX ANY MORE. I TRIED THAT NASTY SMELLING CREAM BUT THAT ALSO MAKES THEM GROW BACK INGROWN. SO NOW I SHAVE, YO. ONCE I SLICED MY POOR ANKLE WITH THE RAZOR - LIKE I'M NOT VERY CAREFUL, YO - AND THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE! I TOTALLY HAVE A SCAR THERE NOW. GOSH, HOW JOLLY EXCITING - THE HISTORY OF PUCK'S HAIR REMOVAL.

OH - AND I ONCE TRIED PLUCKING MY EYEBROWS AND GOT SO PERFECTIONIST TRYING TO MAKE THEM MATCH THAT I HAD PRACTICALLY NO EYEBROWS LEFT. YES, YO - I POSTED IN MY DIARY ABOUT IT AT THE TIME AND POSTED 'EMO EYEBROWS' PICS TO ADVERTISE MY SHAME!
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11 Jun 2009, 19:09
Giggle
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Wax makes you bleed? :S What areas of your body bleed when you wax them? I mean if it was your armpits or something like that then ya it happens sometimes but if it was your legs then you have waaaay too sensitive skin! Oh and if you have sensitive skin like that, how come it can handle a razor? My skin goes all red and funny if I shave but has no problems when I wax.
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11 Jun 2009, 19:16
Estella
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MY VAG, YO! MY POOR SENSITIVE PANINI SKIN! AND MY LEGS, A LITTLE. I DO HAVE SENSITIVE SKIN. IT'S TOO SOFT AND STRETCHY. IT'S NOT GOOD FOR WAXING. AND YES, SHAVING TOTALLY MAKES IT GO RED AND LUMPY, BUT THAT ONLY LASTS A DAY OR TWO AND IT DOESN'T CAUSE INGROWN HAIRS. I CHOOSE THE LESSER OF THE EVILZ! ;D
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12 Jun 2009, 17:27
Lunar Sea
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My bikini lines bleeds when I wax. I don't care. I'm hardcore, yo! Bring on the blood, I want smoothness.

However, I don't get the ingrown hairs. If I did I'd probably stop.

Having said that I haven't bothered waxing in ages - but that's more for the mess than the pain putting me off. I'm just lazy!
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13 Jun 2009, 03:07
an empty frame.
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PANINI!!!!!!!!! ROOFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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13 Jun 2009, 09:14
Winged Centaur
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When I was 11, I have more leg hair than my 13 and 15 year old brothers. My mom decided I was old enough to stop being a boy and gave me an almost empty bottle of Nair. She told me that would be enough to do my legs. I got no other instructions, so i read the bottle and tried to follow the instructions. However, my adolescent mind, having been brain washed by media didn't know that normal women only shaved to right above the knee. I didn't have enough nair to do both of my ENTIRE legs, so until my mom finally picked up some disposable razors for me, I had random patches of dark, dark brown hair dotted over my legs.

I remained full convinced I could grow up to be a boy until I started growing boobs. Those puny lumps dashed my dreams...
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14 Jun 2009, 08:21
Jessica [Private]
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Lol, normal women?
I totally shave all of my legs :x
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13 Jun 2009, 17:37
Ashley Winter
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I don't have any funny stories, but I do hate it when I cut my ankle and then don't notice it until there is blood all over the white carpet down the hall and on the towel.
I just remember my brother coming in, "EW ASHLEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
You can imagine what he thought it was.

I only shave *down there* if it's really bothering me. But when I do shave, I hate it because i get hardcore rashes and can't walk unless I spread my legs like a crab. It fucking hurts! lmao
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13 Jun 2009, 18:54
Transit
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Get an exfoliating glove and use it everyday in the shower
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13 Jun 2009, 19:50
Super Logica
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This thread has made me laugh so much!

Not sure I would use an exfoliating glove "down there" though!
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