RIP Hickstead, you big beautiful creature...
1. Are you guilty of the 'afraid of the dark leap' in the middle of the night when you hear scary random noises and run to the light switch for consolation? I don't do that anymore, but I have done so in the past, definitely.
2. Is PDA taboo in your book? A kiss on the cheek or an arm around a loved one is all good, but beyond that...it's a little more than I want to see.
3. Why are guys so intent on ignoring us in public, but being all lovey-dovey in private? Thankfully I've never been with a guy like that. I have found that basically all of the guys I have dated were perfectly happy to let people know they were out with a girl.
5. Did you go watch Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix at its midnight release? Ugh. I HATE the Harry Potter movies.
6. Isn't it disgusting to see the underwear package models for men's briefs? I don't care. I don't look at stuff like that. By these questions so far though, I'm guessing you have a serious problem with men.
7. Don't you hate when your sports bra is too small and you end up having your boobies whacking you in the face as you move? I've never had that happen. I have massive jugs for my size, so I'm very accustomed to upsizing. Also, if your bra was too small, wouldn't you be too restricted to breathe properly? My guess is that, if your boobs are smacking you in the face, you need a smaller bra.
8. Or perhaps you are primarily flat chested, and aren't plagued with this issue^? I'm 5-foot-nothing with a C cup. Believe me, I don't know the meaning of flat-chested.
9. Is 'piss' a cussword in your view? I guess?
10. Don't you abhor when the "BACK TO SCHOOL!" signs go up at the end of July at Wal*Mart? Okay, 1. I don't shop at Walmart because I don't support slave labour, and 2. I'm not even in school, so why would I care?
11. What current smell is inhibiting your senses? Mango Body Butter. Yummmm.
12. Do you feel sorry for the people who have never had a boyfriend/girlfriend? Well I guess that depends. I've never had a serious relationship, but since I find them totally overrated and don't care that much about having one, I don't feel sorry for myself and don't feel sorry for anyone in the same position as me. Maybe it's hard to believe, but some people just think there are better things in life than depending utterly on another human being.
13. Can you correctly (and without directions) bake a cake? No, I've never been able to bake. I can cook you an amazing meal, but I don't eat dessert foods, so I'm useless with me.
14. Does the thought of someone seeing you entirely naked scare you from sex? Uhh..no?
15. Do you know the definiton of 'surreptitious'? I LOVE that word. I use it all the time in conversation and am always rewarded by a confused, annoyed look.
16. Won't you take me to funkytown? That seems unlikely.
17. Is it okay for a boyfriend to grab his girlfriend's breasts if they are intent on not being sexually active? This is a really stupid question, and doesn't apply to me.
18. Have you ever said "I have cramps!" and people around you mistook what you said for "I have crabs!"? No. But then, I don't whine about my cramps. I suck it up and deal with it, like I'm not three years old.
19. Do you ever snoop into your significant other's MySpace or Facebook?
20. Did you ever ask Santa for a pony? Haha yeah, but that's because I've been riding since I was five and it was all I ever wanted. I got my first big beautiful boy on May 31, 1999, when I was 13. I still have him.
21. When does a girl become a woman? That totally depends on the girl.
22. In your opinion, is it harder to lose someone close to you as a young child or as an adult? I've been very lucky, in that I've only lost a good friend once, and that was as an adult. It's very hard, and I still think of her often (I was a little teary-eyed earlier today actually), but I think the child/adult thing all depends on WHO you are losing.
23. Isn't it irritating when you hear a CD and it makes skip-like noises and you're not sure if the CD is scratched or if it's just how the song goes? I know how my songs go. I know if there is a scratch or not.
23. Does your phone make demonic noises when you put it close to the computer or TV? Uh....no?
24. Have you ever been accused of being a control freak? I am a control freak.
25. Why go out for milk when you have perfectly good jugs at home? I'm not pregnant or nursing, so I can't suck milk from my own jugs.....also, why the fuck would I want to?!
26. Isn't that an awesome quote from that funny-tastic movie "License to Wed"^? No, that's just stupid.
27. Would you ever get plastic surgery on your boobs if they were too large and gave you back problems? Yes. My mom has been looking into that lately, and I think she will do it. I totally understand...I get back problems even in my 20s, even from my comparatively smaller breasts. All of the Shaw women are cursed with giant boobs. Trust me, it's only nice in theory.
28. Would it be weird to date a guy with the same name as your father? I'm not sure I could do that.
29. Have you ever watched the AWESOME-TASTIC show, "Scrubs"? Yeah, it's okay I guess.
31. Have you ever wanted something so bad for someone that it tore you apart? Maybe.
32. Would it be a hinderance or a delight to have yellow eyes? I love my eyes the way they are thank you. It's one of the few feature I like.
33. Did you like Fergie better as a Black Eyed Pea or as solo artist? Wow, I could not possibly care less.
34. Will you make sure the diamond your fiance gives you is real before marrying him? What fiance? What diamond? Why are you assuming I am a stereotypical little girl?
35. Is a woman who fears the Lord to be praised? I am Agnostic.
36. Does it sadden you to think some people go to bed each night not knowing how much God has blessed them? Hey, I'm not religious, and I would totally appreciate you not putting your beliefs on me. You can believe whatever you want, but so can I.
37. Have you ever kissed someone and got your sparkly lip gloss all over their lips? I don't wear anything with sparkles.
38. Have you ever had the strange urge to pluck someone else's eyebrows because they looked so heinous? Oh yes. Yes I have.
39. How old were you when you learned the true names for 'girl parts' and 'boy parts'? I have no idea. Why would I keep track of that?
40. Has Avril Lavigne turned into a pop princess cheerleader who needs to die? Wasn't she always? I don't remember her ever being anything but formulaic and mainstream. You could set a clock to her songs. I don't believe she needs to die though. It would just be nice if she would stop making music and go back to the utter wasteland that is Napanee, Ontario. Napanee seems like a very fit punishment. I have been there; I know.
41. What is more disgusting, obesity or anorexia? Obesity.
42. Are you a sexy pineapple? If I was a pineapple, I would be eating my own arms. Yum!
43. What are the keys to your heart? I don't know. Right now I honestly don't care if I ever date anyone again. I think it's all overrated.
44. Do you like Ciara's new song, "Like a Boy"? Yeah I have no idea who that is, and I am perfectly happy in my ignorance.
45. Have you ever known anyone who tied their shoes on the inside of their shoe? I used to.
46. Who writes better love songs, males or females? Uh...it depends?
47. Have you ever stood on a window ledge? No
48. Do you think the invention of "Alli", the new diet medicine frenzy, is stupid, because if you eat high-fat foods, you crap forever? I don't know what that is. My crazy diet involves eating properly and exercising. What a freak!! I know. I'm crazy.
49. On the same note, wouldn't it be smarter to just go naked when you have sex than to spend $10 on lingerie that isn't covering a single thing? I'd rather just be naked.
50. Are religious purposes enough for you to save yourself 'til marriage? I thought I already told you that I WASN'T religious. |
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Aww, poor Hickstead. 